Friday, April 4, 2008

Likes people to learn at their own pace

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro and I just had a huge fight. He wants people to learn at their own pace, I think they should learn faster. WTF?

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Thought I said something was ok

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro did something I am unhappy about, and something I didnt want him to do in the first place. When I yelled at him about it he said that I said it was ok, then I said, "no i didnt" and he said that I said "yeah, fine, fine, fine"

Dude...when someone says "fine fine fine!" that doesnt mean its ok and to go ahead and do it, it means that it is unresolved and no decision should be made yet.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Doesnt remind me that I owe him money

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro told me that I owe him like $300 from over a month ago. WTF man? Can't you keep that stuff straight?

Jason

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Doesn't Get all the Details

DEAR BLOG,

While I was traveling in Japan I asked Mauro to do some research into purchasing Japanese Toilet Seats and get back to me asap.

He did, but he did not find out what is entailed for actually *installing* the Toilet Seats. Come on man! since they have nozzles, sprayers, and a seat warmer it is important to know all this stuff.

I asked him to do more research and get back to me asap.

He did, and told me he is nervous about the electricity so close the toilet and I should get a bidet. Thanks, but no thanks man, bidets are for losers. I want what I asked you to research, Japanese Fing Toilet Seats, maybe next time you can actually follow up with plumbers, you know... pro fess ion als!, and get the *full* details that someone would need if they wanted to install a Japanese Toilet Seat as soon as possible from their return from Japan.

Now, I'm back from Japan, but only have those few links he sent, and have to figure this all out, all the while not feeling as clean as I was while in Japan...THANKS FOR NOTHING MAN.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Has Nicknames for People

DEAR BLOG,

Mauro has been calling our coworker who's name is Michael: "Mike" WTF Man? You just make up crazy names for people?

Monday, March 3, 2008

Goes to SuperCuts

DEAR BLOG,

Mauro goes to SuperCuts. The haircut place. Dude. Look. Its #2 on clippers, YOU could do it. He says he likes the shampoo they sometimes give him. And if they dont (cause whats the point? it is really just washing skin on your head...kinda like washing your hands) he makes them, these poor women that have to deal with him over there...

Ladies, This post is for you !

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Doesn't Agree With Me

DEAR BLOG

Today Mauro was supposed to help with something that I think is a great idea, but he is now all worried about it and acting like it is not a great idea, he is saying things like "i dont know man" and "im just not sure man" and "i really think its a bad idea". THIS, after I spent a long time convincing him it was a good idea, and he finally kinda agreed. Sooo Frustrating.