Doesn't Get all the Details

DEAR BLOG,

While I was traveling in Japan I asked Mauro to do some research into purchasing Japanese Toilet Seats and get back to me asap.

He did, but he did not find out what is entailed for actually *installing* the Toilet Seats. Come on man! since they have nozzles, sprayers, and a seat warmer it is important to know all this stuff.

I asked him to do more research and get back to me asap.

He did, and told me he is nervous about the electricity so close the toilet and I should get a bidet. Thanks, but no thanks man, bidets are for losers. I want what I asked you to research, Japanese Fing Toilet Seats, maybe next time you can actually follow up with plumbers, you know... pro fess ion als!, and get the *full* details that someone would need if they wanted to install a Japanese Toilet Seat as soon as possible from their return from Japan.

Now, I'm back from Japan, but only have those few links he sent, and have to figure this all out, all the while not feeling as clean as I was while in Japan...THANKS FOR NOTHING MAN.