DEAR BLOG
Today I just found out that Mauro is claiming that he hurt is back at his daughter's holiday recital, and now can't come to work this afternoon.
Jason
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
Is late to Birthday Parties
DEAR BLOG,
Last weekend Mauro was supposed to come to my child's birthday. He got lost coming over to my house, and they missed the Magician. I am also pretty sure he thought that the bushes in the front yard needed trimming, but didn't say anything.
Jason
Last weekend Mauro was supposed to come to my child's birthday. He got lost coming over to my house, and they missed the Magician. I am also pretty sure he thought that the bushes in the front yard needed trimming, but didn't say anything.
Jason
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Pretty sure he does not flush the urinal
DEAR BLOG,
Today I went to the Men's room and Mauro was just coming out of it. I thought to myself "oh, this oughtta be good" ... sure enough, the urinal had gone unflushed.
I know it makes Keith really mad when dudes don't flush the urinal, and now that i told keith that i am pretty sure Mauro doesn't, Keith is going to be keeping a look out for him not flushing as well.
Watching you man!
Jason
Today I went to the Men's room and Mauro was just coming out of it. I thought to myself "oh, this oughtta be good" ... sure enough, the urinal had gone unflushed.
I know it makes Keith really mad when dudes don't flush the urinal, and now that i told keith that i am pretty sure Mauro doesn't, Keith is going to be keeping a look out for him not flushing as well.
Watching you man!
Jason
Friday, August 8, 2008
Bores Keith with TV Synopis
DEAR BLOG,
Today, in the elevator, Mauro went on and on about SupperNanny. Keith is so nice that he pretended to be interested.
Today, in the elevator, Mauro went on and on about SupperNanny. Keith is so nice that he pretended to be interested.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Steals my Beard Pattern
DEAR BLOG,
I want to write about something that has been going on a few weeks now. I have waited, hoping it to pass before writing about it. Unfortunately, it has continued, so I have no choice but to report it here.
Mauro now looks a little more like me. A while back, I started shaving and trimming my beard to look like Daughtry from American Idol. No less than 3 weeks later, who shows up with the same trimming?
Get your own look dude!
I want to write about something that has been going on a few weeks now. I have waited, hoping it to pass before writing about it. Unfortunately, it has continued, so I have no choice but to report it here.
Mauro now looks a little more like me. A while back, I started shaving and trimming my beard to look like Daughtry from American Idol. No less than 3 weeks later, who shows up with the same trimming?
Get your own look dude!
Monday, July 7, 2008
Talks to Himself in the Kitchen, Likes M&Ms
Dear Blog,
Just now I overhead Mauro talking to himself in the kitchen. He was rustling the big bag of candy, then I heard him say "no, no, just the M&Ms..." and went over to the little container of M&Ms and left.
Weird.
Just now I overhead Mauro talking to himself in the kitchen. He was rustling the big bag of candy, then I heard him say "no, no, just the M&Ms..." and went over to the little container of M&Ms and left.
Weird.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Not sure about where to goto lunch
DEAR BLOG,
Today I asked Mauro where we should goto lunch. All he did was lean way back in his chair and said "i dont know man"
That was helpful. Thanks.
Today I asked Mauro where we should goto lunch. All he did was lean way back in his chair and said "i dont know man"
That was helpful. Thanks.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Prefers Small Calzones
DEAR BLOG,
Just now Mauro told me that he wanted a Calzone, but didn't want to get it from that place that serves the BIG Calzones because he would eat it all, and would prefer getting the smaller calzone from the other place.
Like that makes any sense dude. ALWAYS get the BIG Calzone !
Just now Mauro told me that he wanted a Calzone, but didn't want to get it from that place that serves the BIG Calzones because he would eat it all, and would prefer getting the smaller calzone from the other place.
Like that makes any sense dude. ALWAYS get the BIG Calzone !
Friday, June 13, 2008
Contemplating Getting 2 Playstations
DEAR BLOG,
Yesterday Mauro was thinking about purchasing a *second* playstation3. It must be nice to be super rich and have all the time in the world to play video games man.
He bought one at Walmart, and it wasnt coming fast enough so he was going to get one at BestBuy because he just cant wait for a video game system that has been around for over a year.
Yesterday Mauro was thinking about purchasing a *second* playstation3. It must be nice to be super rich and have all the time in the world to play video games man.
He bought one at Walmart, and it wasnt coming fast enough so he was going to get one at BestBuy because he just cant wait for a video game system that has been around for over a year.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Follows me into the Bathroom
DEAR BLOG,
Yesterday I wanted to talk to Mauro about some business thing, but saw he was on the phone, so I decided to goto the bathroom. Imagine my surprise a few moments later when he shows up in the bathroom (while im in the process of using it) wanting to talk to me. Its not like he had to use the bathroom too and was just talking, he wanted to talk to me just while *I* was going.
Dude.
Yesterday I wanted to talk to Mauro about some business thing, but saw he was on the phone, so I decided to goto the bathroom. Imagine my surprise a few moments later when he shows up in the bathroom (while im in the process of using it) wanting to talk to me. Its not like he had to use the bathroom too and was just talking, he wanted to talk to me just while *I* was going.
Dude.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Inconsiderate to Mothers
DEAR BLOG,
So today Mom calls and says "Did Mauro tell you I called earlier?" and I was like "NO!" and she said "well I did, and he answered the phone, and I left a message".
Thanks for the message man.
This post is for you Mommy!
So today Mom calls and says "Did Mauro tell you I called earlier?" and I was like "NO!" and she said "well I did, and he answered the phone, and I left a message".
Thanks for the message man.
This post is for you Mommy!
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Isn't Fun all the Time
DEAR BLOG,
Like most of us, I have a couple beers, wine, or cocktails at lunch. It is interesting to note that sometimes Mauro just gets water or diet coke. He pulled this stunt today.
I dont know if it is because he was driving or wasn't feeling well, he just ordered a diet coke with lemon. I was like "dude, whats that about?" and he said "Whaaat?" in a rising high pitched voice. Whatever man.
Like most of us, I have a couple beers, wine, or cocktails at lunch. It is interesting to note that sometimes Mauro just gets water or diet coke. He pulled this stunt today.
I dont know if it is because he was driving or wasn't feeling well, he just ordered a diet coke with lemon. I was like "dude, whats that about?" and he said "Whaaat?" in a rising high pitched voice. Whatever man.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Doesn't Say "Thank You"
DEAR BLOG,
Yesterday I held the door open for a bunch of people. One by one they passed, and I was attentive to the fact that they all said "Thank you." Of course, the last one was Mauro, and you guessed it...no "thank you". Well I immediately called him out on it, and he was all like "i said it!, I saaaiidd it!" Everyone was horrified. He claimed that maybe I did not hear it. Look man, since people saying "thank you" when I hold the door open for them is a BIG DEAL to me, i listen, I would have heard even the smallest grunt.
Nice.
Yesterday I held the door open for a bunch of people. One by one they passed, and I was attentive to the fact that they all said "Thank you." Of course, the last one was Mauro, and you guessed it...no "thank you". Well I immediately called him out on it, and he was all like "i said it!, I saaaiidd it!" Everyone was horrified. He claimed that maybe I did not hear it. Look man, since people saying "thank you" when I hold the door open for them is a BIG DEAL to me, i listen, I would have heard even the smallest grunt.
Nice.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Goes on Vacation
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro is still not back from his vacation. Dude..in THIS country, people come back a couple days early from vacations to get stuff done.
Today Mauro is still not back from his vacation. Dude..in THIS country, people come back a couple days early from vacations to get stuff done.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Likes people to learn at their own pace
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro and I just had a huge fight. He wants people to learn at their own pace, I think they should learn faster. WTF?
Today Mauro and I just had a huge fight. He wants people to learn at their own pace, I think they should learn faster. WTF?
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Thought I said something was ok
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro did something I am unhappy about, and something I didnt want him to do in the first place. When I yelled at him about it he said that I said it was ok, then I said, "no i didnt" and he said that I said "yeah, fine, fine, fine"
Dude...when someone says "fine fine fine!" that doesnt mean its ok and to go ahead and do it, it means that it is unresolved and no decision should be made yet.
Today Mauro did something I am unhappy about, and something I didnt want him to do in the first place. When I yelled at him about it he said that I said it was ok, then I said, "no i didnt" and he said that I said "yeah, fine, fine, fine"
Dude...when someone says "fine fine fine!" that doesnt mean its ok and to go ahead and do it, it means that it is unresolved and no decision should be made yet.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Doesnt remind me that I owe him money
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro told me that I owe him like $300 from over a month ago. WTF man? Can't you keep that stuff straight?
Jason
Today Mauro told me that I owe him like $300 from over a month ago. WTF man? Can't you keep that stuff straight?
Jason
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Doesn't Get all the Details
DEAR BLOG,
While I was traveling in Japan I asked Mauro to do some research into purchasing Japanese Toilet Seats and get back to me asap.
He did, but he did not find out what is entailed for actually *installing* the Toilet Seats. Come on man! since they have nozzles, sprayers, and a seat warmer it is important to know all this stuff.
I asked him to do more research and get back to me asap.
He did, and told me he is nervous about the electricity so close the toilet and I should get a bidet. Thanks, but no thanks man, bidets are for losers. I want what I asked you to research, Japanese Fing Toilet Seats, maybe next time you can actually follow up with plumbers, you know... pro fess ion als!, and get the *full* details that someone would need if they wanted to install a Japanese Toilet Seat as soon as possible from their return from Japan.
Now, I'm back from Japan, but only have those few links he sent, and have to figure this all out, all the while not feeling as clean as I was while in Japan...THANKS FOR NOTHING MAN.
While I was traveling in Japan I asked Mauro to do some research into purchasing Japanese Toilet Seats and get back to me asap.
He did, but he did not find out what is entailed for actually *installing* the Toilet Seats. Come on man! since they have nozzles, sprayers, and a seat warmer it is important to know all this stuff.
I asked him to do more research and get back to me asap.
He did, and told me he is nervous about the electricity so close the toilet and I should get a bidet. Thanks, but no thanks man, bidets are for losers. I want what I asked you to research, Japanese Fing Toilet Seats, maybe next time you can actually follow up with plumbers, you know... pro fess ion als!, and get the *full* details that someone would need if they wanted to install a Japanese Toilet Seat as soon as possible from their return from Japan.
Now, I'm back from Japan, but only have those few links he sent, and have to figure this all out, all the while not feeling as clean as I was while in Japan...THANKS FOR NOTHING MAN.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Has Nicknames for People
DEAR BLOG,
Mauro has been calling our coworker who's name is Michael: "Mike" WTF Man? You just make up crazy names for people?
Mauro has been calling our coworker who's name is Michael: "Mike" WTF Man? You just make up crazy names for people?
Monday, March 3, 2008
Goes to SuperCuts
DEAR BLOG,
Mauro goes to SuperCuts. The haircut place. Dude. Look. Its #2 on clippers, YOU could do it. He says he likes the shampoo they sometimes give him. And if they dont (cause whats the point? it is really just washing skin on your head...kinda like washing your hands) he makes them, these poor women that have to deal with him over there...
Ladies, This post is for you !
Mauro goes to SuperCuts. The haircut place. Dude. Look. Its #2 on clippers, YOU could do it. He says he likes the shampoo they sometimes give him. And if they dont (cause whats the point? it is really just washing skin on your head...kinda like washing your hands) he makes them, these poor women that have to deal with him over there...
Ladies, This post is for you !
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Doesn't Agree With Me
DEAR BLOG
Today Mauro was supposed to help with something that I think is a great idea, but he is now all worried about it and acting like it is not a great idea, he is saying things like "i dont know man" and "im just not sure man" and "i really think its a bad idea". THIS, after I spent a long time convincing him it was a good idea, and he finally kinda agreed. Sooo Frustrating.
Today Mauro was supposed to help with something that I think is a great idea, but he is now all worried about it and acting like it is not a great idea, he is saying things like "i dont know man" and "im just not sure man" and "i really think its a bad idea". THIS, after I spent a long time convincing him it was a good idea, and he finally kinda agreed. Sooo Frustrating.
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