Just now Mauro cut his finger while turning on a computer, then got blood on the carpet, and is now trying to clean it up with a tidestick. Good luck man, that better work!
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
Keeps grabbing his own bicep
Dear BLOG,
All day today Mauro has been grabbing is left bicep and wincing. We know that he secretly works out, and this is little way of telling us that he works out and has done something to injure himself.
Look man, if you want to work out thats cool whatever, but keep the little therapeutic post work out massages at home, its kinda weird.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Teeth are really white in his facebook photo
DEAR BLOG,
Today I noticed that Mauro's teeth are super white in his facebook profile picture. The reason I noticed it is because except for the facebook photo, i never noticed his teeth before. I think it is because his lips are big and cover his teeth most of the time.
Today I noticed that Mauro's teeth are super white in his facebook profile picture. The reason I noticed it is because except for the facebook photo, i never noticed his teeth before. I think it is because his lips are big and cover his teeth most of the time.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Something is wrong with his eye
DEAR BLOG,
Mauro's left eye is all messed up. We noticed that it was kinda red and gucky a couple weeks back, we challenged him about it, and he claimed he didn't know. Now it kinda looks like his has been crying in one eye, and he will occasionally pull out this weird ointment and dab it on.
Mauro's left eye is all messed up. We noticed that it was kinda red and gucky a couple weeks back, we challenged him about it, and he claimed he didn't know. Now it kinda looks like his has been crying in one eye, and he will occasionally pull out this weird ointment and dab it on.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Keeps Birthdays a secret
DEAR BLOG,
Today was the best day ever. Other people in the office are finally seeing through Mauro’s slick facade due to his flagrant uncoolness. Today he knew it was Michael’s birthday, but did nothing about it. Instead he decided to keep the information a secret until I accused him of knowing about it. We could have gotten a cake and everything!
Happy Birthday Michael…Sorry Mauro completely ruined it.
Jason
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Will not Drive Cross Country with Me
DEAR BLOG,
Yesterday I shared with Mauro that I want to sell my part of the business and buy a couple used Limousines.
He thinks this is a great idea, but when we started looking kick ass Limos, we discovered that some of them are located all the way out in L.A.
He thought this was a bad thing (since we are in DC). I was like "No Man, this is awesome, you and I will go out there, and we can drive it back and have like the most awesome cross country trip ever! Since the limo can hold like 24 people, we can sleep in it and live out of it for a week!"
He still refused to acknowledge that this was a great idea, and started looking in New Jersey for limos.
Yesterday I shared with Mauro that I want to sell my part of the business and buy a couple used Limousines.
He thinks this is a great idea, but when we started looking kick ass Limos, we discovered that some of them are located all the way out in L.A.
He thought this was a bad thing (since we are in DC). I was like "No Man, this is awesome, you and I will go out there, and we can drive it back and have like the most awesome cross country trip ever! Since the limo can hold like 24 people, we can sleep in it and live out of it for a week!"
He still refused to acknowledge that this was a great idea, and started looking in New Jersey for limos.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Became "uncool" while I was on Vacation
DEAR BLOG,
Today, my first day back from a 2 week vacation, I told Mauro that I was going to Starbucks in a little bit, if he wanted to go. He was all like "no thank you" and i said "What?!?" and he said "uh..no thank you?"
Not cool.
Today, my first day back from a 2 week vacation, I told Mauro that I was going to Starbucks in a little bit, if he wanted to go. He was all like "no thank you" and i said "What?!?" and he said "uh..no thank you?"
Not cool.
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