DEAR BLOG,
Today I noticed that Mauro's teeth are super white in his facebook profile picture. The reason I noticed it is because except for the facebook photo, i never noticed his teeth before. I think it is because his lips are big and cover his teeth most of the time.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Friday, December 11, 2009
Something is wrong with his eye
DEAR BLOG,
Mauro's left eye is all messed up. We noticed that it was kinda red and gucky a couple weeks back, we challenged him about it, and he claimed he didn't know. Now it kinda looks like his has been crying in one eye, and he will occasionally pull out this weird ointment and dab it on.
Mauro's left eye is all messed up. We noticed that it was kinda red and gucky a couple weeks back, we challenged him about it, and he claimed he didn't know. Now it kinda looks like his has been crying in one eye, and he will occasionally pull out this weird ointment and dab it on.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Keeps Birthdays a secret
DEAR BLOG,
Today was the best day ever. Other people in the office are finally seeing through Mauro’s slick facade due to his flagrant uncoolness. Today he knew it was Michael’s birthday, but did nothing about it. Instead he decided to keep the information a secret until I accused him of knowing about it. We could have gotten a cake and everything!
Happy Birthday Michael…Sorry Mauro completely ruined it.
Jason
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Will not Drive Cross Country with Me
DEAR BLOG,
Yesterday I shared with Mauro that I want to sell my part of the business and buy a couple used Limousines.
He thinks this is a great idea, but when we started looking kick ass Limos, we discovered that some of them are located all the way out in L.A.
He thought this was a bad thing (since we are in DC). I was like "No Man, this is awesome, you and I will go out there, and we can drive it back and have like the most awesome cross country trip ever! Since the limo can hold like 24 people, we can sleep in it and live out of it for a week!"
He still refused to acknowledge that this was a great idea, and started looking in New Jersey for limos.
Yesterday I shared with Mauro that I want to sell my part of the business and buy a couple used Limousines.
He thinks this is a great idea, but when we started looking kick ass Limos, we discovered that some of them are located all the way out in L.A.
He thought this was a bad thing (since we are in DC). I was like "No Man, this is awesome, you and I will go out there, and we can drive it back and have like the most awesome cross country trip ever! Since the limo can hold like 24 people, we can sleep in it and live out of it for a week!"
He still refused to acknowledge that this was a great idea, and started looking in New Jersey for limos.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Became "uncool" while I was on Vacation
DEAR BLOG,
Today, my first day back from a 2 week vacation, I told Mauro that I was going to Starbucks in a little bit, if he wanted to go. He was all like "no thank you" and i said "What?!?" and he said "uh..no thank you?"
Not cool.
Today, my first day back from a 2 week vacation, I told Mauro that I was going to Starbucks in a little bit, if he wanted to go. He was all like "no thank you" and i said "What?!?" and he said "uh..no thank you?"
Not cool.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Doesn't Work Extra Hard When Im on Vacation
DEAR BLOG,
I am at the beach for 2 weeks, so Mauro should know that he has to do a whole bunch of extra stuff around the office to make up for it. I called him the other day to ask him to do a bunch more stuff, and he was all like "well uh ok, I uh, don't know anything about that project, or uh..client, but I guess i can lead the meeting" . yeah. thats right man, step up, wing it! just figure it out when the client comes in. stop being all weak and scared about it.
anyway, i had to ask sara to also attend cause he was very nervous.
Jason
I am at the beach for 2 weeks, so Mauro should know that he has to do a whole bunch of extra stuff around the office to make up for it. I called him the other day to ask him to do a bunch more stuff, and he was all like "well uh ok, I uh, don't know anything about that project, or uh..client, but I guess i can lead the meeting" . yeah. thats right man, step up, wing it! just figure it out when the client comes in. stop being all weak and scared about it.
anyway, i had to ask sara to also attend cause he was very nervous.
Jason
Doesn't Know What He's Talking About
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro sent an email to everyone about Baby Names and sent a link to the baby names database and said that a baby name was "normal" and "popular" when it is in fact neither.
Get a clue man
Today Mauro sent an email to everyone about Baby Names and sent a link to the baby names database and said that a baby name was "normal" and "popular" when it is in fact neither.
Get a clue man
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