DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro told me that I owe him like $300 from over a month ago. WTF man? Can't you keep that stuff straight?
Jason
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Doesn't Get all the Details
DEAR BLOG,
While I was traveling in Japan I asked Mauro to do some research into purchasing Japanese Toilet Seats and get back to me asap.
He did, but he did not find out what is entailed for actually *installing* the Toilet Seats. Come on man! since they have nozzles, sprayers, and a seat warmer it is important to know all this stuff.
I asked him to do more research and get back to me asap.
He did, and told me he is nervous about the electricity so close the toilet and I should get a bidet. Thanks, but no thanks man, bidets are for losers. I want what I asked you to research, Japanese Fing Toilet Seats, maybe next time you can actually follow up with plumbers, you know... pro fess ion als!, and get the *full* details that someone would need if they wanted to install a Japanese Toilet Seat as soon as possible from their return from Japan.
Now, I'm back from Japan, but only have those few links he sent, and have to figure this all out, all the while not feeling as clean as I was while in Japan...THANKS FOR NOTHING MAN.
While I was traveling in Japan I asked Mauro to do some research into purchasing Japanese Toilet Seats and get back to me asap.
He did, but he did not find out what is entailed for actually *installing* the Toilet Seats. Come on man! since they have nozzles, sprayers, and a seat warmer it is important to know all this stuff.
I asked him to do more research and get back to me asap.
He did, and told me he is nervous about the electricity so close the toilet and I should get a bidet. Thanks, but no thanks man, bidets are for losers. I want what I asked you to research, Japanese Fing Toilet Seats, maybe next time you can actually follow up with plumbers, you know... pro fess ion als!, and get the *full* details that someone would need if they wanted to install a Japanese Toilet Seat as soon as possible from their return from Japan.
Now, I'm back from Japan, but only have those few links he sent, and have to figure this all out, all the while not feeling as clean as I was while in Japan...THANKS FOR NOTHING MAN.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Has Nicknames for People
DEAR BLOG,
Mauro has been calling our coworker who's name is Michael: "Mike" WTF Man? You just make up crazy names for people?
Mauro has been calling our coworker who's name is Michael: "Mike" WTF Man? You just make up crazy names for people?
Monday, March 3, 2008
Goes to SuperCuts
DEAR BLOG,
Mauro goes to SuperCuts. The haircut place. Dude. Look. Its #2 on clippers, YOU could do it. He says he likes the shampoo they sometimes give him. And if they dont (cause whats the point? it is really just washing skin on your head...kinda like washing your hands) he makes them, these poor women that have to deal with him over there...
Ladies, This post is for you !
Mauro goes to SuperCuts. The haircut place. Dude. Look. Its #2 on clippers, YOU could do it. He says he likes the shampoo they sometimes give him. And if they dont (cause whats the point? it is really just washing skin on your head...kinda like washing your hands) he makes them, these poor women that have to deal with him over there...
Ladies, This post is for you !
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Doesn't Agree With Me
DEAR BLOG
Today Mauro was supposed to help with something that I think is a great idea, but he is now all worried about it and acting like it is not a great idea, he is saying things like "i dont know man" and "im just not sure man" and "i really think its a bad idea". THIS, after I spent a long time convincing him it was a good idea, and he finally kinda agreed. Sooo Frustrating.
Today Mauro was supposed to help with something that I think is a great idea, but he is now all worried about it and acting like it is not a great idea, he is saying things like "i dont know man" and "im just not sure man" and "i really think its a bad idea". THIS, after I spent a long time convincing him it was a good idea, and he finally kinda agreed. Sooo Frustrating.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Doesn't Keep Track of the Details
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro picked up a hat off Keith's desk, then mistakingly "returned" it to *my* desk.
So, of course, I was like, "Why do I have 2 hats on my desk"? and because he wanted it, I gave the hat to Greg. So now, Greg has Keith's hat, and it is kinda weird around here..because I'm pretty sure Greg does not want to give it back. Thanks Mauro.
Today Mauro picked up a hat off Keith's desk, then mistakingly "returned" it to *my* desk.
So, of course, I was like, "Why do I have 2 hats on my desk"? and because he wanted it, I gave the hat to Greg. So now, Greg has Keith's hat, and it is kinda weird around here..because I'm pretty sure Greg does not want to give it back. Thanks Mauro.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Smells things
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro picked something up, and smelled it. Then proclaimed that it smelt funny. Said it smelled toxic. We are going to hand out those stress balls at the conference regardless of what they smell like dude.
Today Mauro picked something up, and smelled it. Then proclaimed that it smelt funny. Said it smelled toxic. We are going to hand out those stress balls at the conference regardless of what they smell like dude.
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