DEAR BLOG,
This is the last day of work before my birthday on Saturday and Christmas is right around the corner. I know that Mauro bought me some PappyVanWinkle bourbon last month, he had like 3 bottles. I thought he was going to give me one right away, but I guess he wanted to make me wait till it was closer to by bday. But now its 2:38pm and he still has not given me the bottle and I am going to go home in a few hours. I just think its rude for him to make me late to go home waiting for my present.
Jason
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Thursday, May 22, 2014
Goes out and has fun with Keith (claims to have bought him a beer)
DEAR BLOG,
Today I am finding out about a fun party that Keith took Mauro to yesterday. Mauro did send me a picture of the party, but his iphone makes a purple dot on stuff, and made it look like Keith had sat on a huge blackberry or something. Anyway, Mauro said the party was fun, but didnt tell me all the great stories that Keith then told me later. So I went back and asked Mauro about the great stories, and he said they were "Keith's stories" and not his to tell! DUDE! if you are next to keith when fun things happen, you are then witness to the fun stories, you can then tell me all the funny stories. jeeze. otherwise what is the point of you going?
Also, he said in front of a bunch of people that he bought keith a beer at velocity 5, but i was intrigued and dug further. Turns out that Keith bought him a beer earlier and mauro was just paying him back with a beer, so he didnt really buy keith a beer, he was just returning it.
jason
Today I am finding out about a fun party that Keith took Mauro to yesterday. Mauro did send me a picture of the party, but his iphone makes a purple dot on stuff, and made it look like Keith had sat on a huge blackberry or something. Anyway, Mauro said the party was fun, but didnt tell me all the great stories that Keith then told me later. So I went back and asked Mauro about the great stories, and he said they were "Keith's stories" and not his to tell! DUDE! if you are next to keith when fun things happen, you are then witness to the fun stories, you can then tell me all the funny stories. jeeze. otherwise what is the point of you going?
Also, he said in front of a bunch of people that he bought keith a beer at velocity 5, but i was intrigued and dug further. Turns out that Keith bought him a beer earlier and mauro was just paying him back with a beer, so he didnt really buy keith a beer, he was just returning it.
jason
Friday, March 14, 2014
Got a High-5 from Keith (and then a fist pump from Steven)
DEAR BLOG,
Yesterday I found out that Mauro got a high-5 from Keith because of something good he did or something. I haven't gotten a high-5 in ages from Keith, probably because Mauro has been high-5ing with him all over the place! If that wasn't enough, I just saw him and Steven do a couple awkward fist pumps, apparently Steven thought they were going to do more than just one, but Mauro didn't realize it and had put his hands back in his pockets, and Steven was left just kinda punching the air. Anyway, I carpool with Steven almost everyday and haven't gotten a fist pump! And I drive!
Stop stealing all the cool hand congratulation moves from me man!
Yesterday I found out that Mauro got a high-5 from Keith because of something good he did or something. I haven't gotten a high-5 in ages from Keith, probably because Mauro has been high-5ing with him all over the place! If that wasn't enough, I just saw him and Steven do a couple awkward fist pumps, apparently Steven thought they were going to do more than just one, but Mauro didn't realize it and had put his hands back in his pockets, and Steven was left just kinda punching the air. Anyway, I carpool with Steven almost everyday and haven't gotten a fist pump! And I drive!
Stop stealing all the cool hand congratulation moves from me man!
Thursday, January 2, 2014
Ruined the ending of the first Hobbit movie.
DEAR BLOG,
So Mauro saw the first hobbit and said it was really good, but that it ended on a cliff hanger. Based on this information, I waited for the second hobbit movie to come out before watching the first one on blu ray. So this holiday season i watched the hobbit movie. It was really awesome, and the ending was intense, but i couldnt really enjoy it because i kept thinking it was going to end like in the middle of a battle or something. turns out that they wrapped it up pretty nicely, and they didn't actually leave the team of hobbits n stuff hanging off the cliff, they got carried away from the cliff by some big birds.
thanks for ruining my holiday season movie watching time.
So Mauro saw the first hobbit and said it was really good, but that it ended on a cliff hanger. Based on this information, I waited for the second hobbit movie to come out before watching the first one on blu ray. So this holiday season i watched the hobbit movie. It was really awesome, and the ending was intense, but i couldnt really enjoy it because i kept thinking it was going to end like in the middle of a battle or something. turns out that they wrapped it up pretty nicely, and they didn't actually leave the team of hobbits n stuff hanging off the cliff, they got carried away from the cliff by some big birds.
thanks for ruining my holiday season movie watching time.
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Tucked his pants into new shiny boots.
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro totally freaked me out in front of a bunch of people! I had seen him this morning, at his desk, and I was at my desk, you know...the general back and forth, and he was acting all normal. But as we got ready to goto lunch with Keith, I looked down saw he was wearing big new boots...and he had tucked his jeans into the boots, which looked really weird and forced me to stumbled over my words since I was horrified at his new super trendy look.
Anyway, it was horrible, and i totally felt like everyone was staring at me.
jason
Today Mauro totally freaked me out in front of a bunch of people! I had seen him this morning, at his desk, and I was at my desk, you know...the general back and forth, and he was acting all normal. But as we got ready to goto lunch with Keith, I looked down saw he was wearing big new boots...and he had tucked his jeans into the boots, which looked really weird and forced me to stumbled over my words since I was horrified at his new super trendy look.
Anyway, it was horrible, and i totally felt like everyone was staring at me.
jason
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Validated Keith's worst fear.
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro sent Keith an article about how someone fell through a sidewalk grate and unfortunately suffered serious injury and had to be rescued. The article included several pictures of ambulances, firetrucks and a man, (described as an "office worker" (just like Keith!)) laying on a gurney. Apparently this occurred in the neighborhood Keith just moved into.
As everyone knows, because they are routinely bumped into by him while walking outside, Keith is afraid of grates on the sidewalk. Now Keith is going around saying that he is a genius!, and just has he was beginning to become use to the idea of grate walking, he is now completely justified in his irrational fear.
So thanks Mauro for additional years of Keith bumping into us while avoiding the numerous sidewalk grates.
Jason
Today Mauro sent Keith an article about how someone fell through a sidewalk grate and unfortunately suffered serious injury and had to be rescued. The article included several pictures of ambulances, firetrucks and a man, (described as an "office worker" (just like Keith!)) laying on a gurney. Apparently this occurred in the neighborhood Keith just moved into.
As everyone knows, because they are routinely bumped into by him while walking outside, Keith is afraid of grates on the sidewalk. Now Keith is going around saying that he is a genius!, and just has he was beginning to become use to the idea of grate walking, he is now completely justified in his irrational fear.
So thanks Mauro for additional years of Keith bumping into us while avoiding the numerous sidewalk grates.
Jason
Friday, September 6, 2013
Is a horrible patient
DEAR BLOG,
Mauro claimed that he was in a big bike accident today coming to work. He is pretty bloody and is grossing everyone out. I tried to leap in and treat the wounds and he is all like "i got it man!" and "you need to chill out man" I think he is in some kind of shock. I doubt he has cleaned the wounds well, and if he doesn't bandage them up well, he will bleed on our keyboard and stuff. I also suggested that we drive him home, and he got all upset, but I am pretty sure he can't ride is bike with a what is sure to be a broken, bloodied, infected, hand, I think we should amputate at least some of it. I think he is horrified that his condition is upsetting everyone.
Jason
Mauro claimed that he was in a big bike accident today coming to work. He is pretty bloody and is grossing everyone out. I tried to leap in and treat the wounds and he is all like "i got it man!" and "you need to chill out man" I think he is in some kind of shock. I doubt he has cleaned the wounds well, and if he doesn't bandage them up well, he will bleed on our keyboard and stuff. I also suggested that we drive him home, and he got all upset, but I am pretty sure he can't ride is bike with a what is sure to be a broken, bloodied, infected, hand, I think we should amputate at least some of it. I think he is horrified that his condition is upsetting everyone.
Jason
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