DEAR BLOG,
Mauro is super sensitive about NFL football. He LOVES the cowboys, which is a little weird since he grew up around here, but whatever, they are a popular team, and even I liked the cowboys back in the 70s the 80s, but I grew out of it.
He gets really mad if i txt him after they lose a game, which is weird since i am usually just saying things like "wow" or "that sucks" or somethin
Monday, November 26, 2012
Always has a hat
DEAR BLOG,
As you know Mauro and I share similar hair styles. During the winter when we have to go outside for some reason, i typically forget my hat, so my head gets pretty cold. But Mauro never forgets his hat, he always seems to pull a hat out of his coat pocket, like magic.
Dude, its ok to sometimes offer your hat to someone else, if they have similar hair styles
jason
As you know Mauro and I share similar hair styles. During the winter when we have to go outside for some reason, i typically forget my hat, so my head gets pretty cold. But Mauro never forgets his hat, he always seems to pull a hat out of his coat pocket, like magic.
Dude, its ok to sometimes offer your hat to someone else, if they have similar hair styles
jason
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Added "Thanks" to his sig file
DEAR BLOG,
Mauro is too lazy to write "Thanks" and his name in his emails, so he has added both to his sig file. This means he is now saying "Thanks" even when he really doesn't mean it.
So dude,
"Thanks,
Mauro"
after an email that only says "Oh I see, sorry" makes no sense, and now it is clear you cannot be trusted to be truly thankful for anything.
Mauro is too lazy to write "Thanks" and his name in his emails, so he has added both to his sig file. This means he is now saying "Thanks" even when he really doesn't mean it.
So dude,
"Thanks,
Mauro"
after an email that only says "Oh I see, sorry" makes no sense, and now it is clear you cannot be trusted to be truly thankful for anything.
Friday, September 28, 2012
Told me there was a Taco truck outside
DEAR blog,
earlier this week, mauro told me there was a Taco truck outside. in fact there was no taco truck, there was a taco "VAN". So he made me goto it. the guy in the truck charged him for my order too, which worked out becuase i realized that the nasty salted ground beef tacos would make me sick, so i only ate one. he had all three of his and was sick, so im not paying him back.
jason
earlier this week, mauro told me there was a Taco truck outside. in fact there was no taco truck, there was a taco "VAN". So he made me goto it. the guy in the truck charged him for my order too, which worked out becuase i realized that the nasty salted ground beef tacos would make me sick, so i only ate one. he had all three of his and was sick, so im not paying him back.
jason
Is Smug
Dear Blog,
I think the thing that bothers me the most about Mauro is the he is always so smug, especially now that he has an iphone 5, and he has weird old fashioned sneakers that he keeps getting compliments on (so he keeps wearing them)
I think the thing that bothers me the most about Mauro is the he is always so smug, especially now that he has an iphone 5, and he has weird old fashioned sneakers that he keeps getting compliments on (so he keeps wearing them)
Friday, July 20, 2012
Looks better in my new Prada shirt than I do
DEAR BLOG,
Today I tried to wear a new Prada shirt, but it was too tight, but I didnt realize it before i got into work. so I took it off and am wearing a redskins jacket around the office. Anyway, Mauro comes over to my office and sees it on the chair, tried it on and it fits him perfectly. so now if i dont fit into the shirt by next spring he gets the shirt.
Today I tried to wear a new Prada shirt, but it was too tight, but I didnt realize it before i got into work. so I took it off and am wearing a redskins jacket around the office. Anyway, Mauro comes over to my office and sees it on the chair, tried it on and it fits him perfectly. so now if i dont fit into the shirt by next spring he gets the shirt.
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Goes after other people's Birthday Cupcakes
DEAR BLOG,
Today we celebrated two birthday girls, Shandean and Larisa, with little cute cupcakes from Crumbs. Since it was her first birthday with the company Shandean got to pick her cupcake first, then Larisa. After they picked theirs everyone was too shy to pick a cupcake, so everyone stood around and just looked at the remaining cupcakes. I yelled, "ladies first!" but none of the ladies ran up. I heard Mauro mumble something like "f it" and walked up and took a cupcake, so he had the third cupcake even though he just had a birthday and im sure someone wanted the cupcake he took.
dude.
Today we celebrated two birthday girls, Shandean and Larisa, with little cute cupcakes from Crumbs. Since it was her first birthday with the company Shandean got to pick her cupcake first, then Larisa. After they picked theirs everyone was too shy to pick a cupcake, so everyone stood around and just looked at the remaining cupcakes. I yelled, "ladies first!" but none of the ladies ran up. I heard Mauro mumble something like "f it" and walked up and took a cupcake, so he had the third cupcake even though he just had a birthday and im sure someone wanted the cupcake he took.
dude.
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