Doesn't want to work on LABOR day

Dear Blog,

So today I txted mauro and told him that I would like him ton come in and to help me drill concrete tomorrow at our office. Seeing that tomorrow is LABOR day, where we are supposed to work a little extra hard, I didn't see a problem. Anyway, so he txted back that he has a bunch of stuff to do with his family. Dude. "Labor day" is the same as "work"day if you made a mistake not telling your family that I might txt you last minute to come in and drill concrete on a national holidy I don't see why i have to be the victim.

whatever. i hope you have a nice "labor" day.

Wears a Very Bright Yellow Shirt, Needs attention

Dear Blog,

Today after the huge earthquake, Mauro needed a beer (i guess being in front of us in the stairwell made him thirsty).

So we went to Fireworks and sat outside. For some reason, Mauro wore a VERY bright yellow shirt to work. So, of course, it attracted a huge swarm of Mosquitoes that only attacked him, so it wasnt a big deal to anyone else, except that he kept waving his arms, slapping his head, and brushing the mosquitoes off his shirt, which also kinda stained his shirt. It was very annoying and everyone noticed...which is what he probably wanted.

Always needs to be the center of attention.

Jason

Was in front of me going down the stairs during the earthquake

Dear Blog,

Yesterday during our huge earthquake we had to evacuate our building, and since we were on the 12th floor, we had to take the stairs and it took forever to get out. Sooo I had a long time to figure out why Mauro was in front of me by at least 8 stairs, how did he get there? when did he run out of the office? he thinks his life is more valuable than everyone behind him? we need to wait for him to get out before we can can get out?

dude. me, women, children and other men first.

Doesn't Agree With Everyone Else

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday Mauro annoyed all of us when he started ranting about how he is tired of seeing and hearing about Pippa Middleton, the mega hot cutie from the wedding thing.

He was like "no more pippa!" and "she's not that hot" and "she has lots of wrinkles for a 27 year old" We pointed to pictures in US magazine of her in that awesome white dress, and he would only admit that she just has a "hot body"

Dude, Pippa is all around amazing, and we are pretty sure she is super nice, her wrinkles are just from smiling alot, which is a good thing.

Plugs his ears during my awesome story

DEAR BLOG,

Today I was telling everyone in the office about an awesome dream I had last night. I was really into it, so I was talking very loud. I guess Mauro is super busy or something because he was plugging his ears and focusing on something on his computer.

Dude, when I am telling my awesome dream stories to the whole office, you might want to listen to them because sometimes you are in them, and they are very interesting.

Doesn't wave well

Dear Blog

JUST NOW a wife of someone who works here told me that when she was leaving Mauro didn't wave to her. Her husband said "Well he did wave, but not very well"

So there you go, doesn't wave well to women

Jason

Gets a Nicer car than Keith

Dear Blog,

Keith is rarely proud of things, but he does love his new car. It's a lexus i2 something something. So what did Mauro do last week? He goes out and gets the one version better than Keiths, the i3 something, and then tells Keith all about it, and shows him all the cool iphone stuff.

Poor Keith.

Jason