Gets a Nicer car than Keith

Dear Blog,

Keith is rarely proud of things, but he does love his new car. It's a lexus i2 something something. So what did Mauro do last week? He goes out and gets the one version better than Keiths, the i3 something, and then tells Keith all about it, and shows him all the cool iphone stuff.

Poor Keith.

Jason

Called the water guy "Boss"

Dear Blog,

Yesterday Mauro was concerned about something with the water cooler installation, so had to talk to the poor guy who had to install it at our office, so Mauro was all "Hey Boss, wondering if you could ..blah blah blah"

Larisa and I overhead this, and Larisa was like "did he just call him "Boss""? and then Larisa spilled crazy glue on the conference table.

Dude. Keith is your Boss not the water guy, and stop distracting Larisa with stuff like that because the table is now messed up.

Keeps touching his jaw

Dear Blog,

I guess Mauro wants us all to know that he has hurt his jaw somehow. He will stand there and rub it and make a little face like it hurts.

So Annoying.

Jason

Doesn't like Coconut Water

Dear Blog,

Because it is an excellent re-hydrator Mauro bought some Coconut water, tasted it and then complained about it. A couple things to note. He didnt let it get cold enough and he drank it straight from the container. I dont really see how that is giving it a chance man, it has more electrolytes than gatoraid.

jason

Gets Blood on the Carpet

DEAR BLOG,

Just now Mauro cut his finger while turning on a computer, then got blood on the carpet, and is now trying to clean it up with a tidestick. Good luck man, that better work!

Keeps grabbing his own bicep

Dear BLOG,

All day today Mauro has been grabbing is left bicep and wincing. We know that he secretly works out, and this is little way of telling us that he works out and has done something to injure himself.

Look man, if you want to work out thats cool whatever, but keep the little therapeutic post work out massages at home, its kinda weird.

Teeth are really white in his facebook photo

DEAR BLOG,

Today I noticed that Mauro's teeth are super white in his facebook profile picture. The reason I noticed it is because except for the facebook photo, i never noticed his teeth before. I think it is because his lips are big and cover his teeth most of the time.