Follows me into the Bathroom

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday I wanted to talk to Mauro about some business thing, but saw he was on the phone, so I decided to goto the bathroom. Imagine my surprise a few moments later when he shows up in the bathroom (while im in the process of using it) wanting to talk to me. Its not like he had to use the bathroom too and was just talking, he wanted to talk to me just while *I* was going.

Dude.

Inconsiderate to Mothers

DEAR BLOG,

So today Mom calls and says "Did Mauro tell you I called earlier?" and I was like "NO!" and she said "well I did, and he answered the phone, and I left a message".

Thanks for the message man.

This post is for you Mommy!

Isn't Fun all the Time

DEAR BLOG,

Like most of us, I have a couple beers, wine, or cocktails at lunch. It is interesting to note that sometimes Mauro just gets water or diet coke. He pulled this stunt today.

I dont know if it is because he was driving or wasn't feeling well, he just ordered a diet coke with lemon. I was like "dude, whats that about?" and he said "Whaaat?" in a rising high pitched voice. Whatever man.

Doesn't Say "Thank You"

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday I held the door open for a bunch of people. One by one they passed, and I was attentive to the fact that they all said "Thank you." Of course, the last one was Mauro, and you guessed it...no "thank you". Well I immediately called him out on it, and he was all like "i said it!, I saaaiidd it!" Everyone was horrified. He claimed that maybe I did not hear it. Look man, since people saying "thank you" when I hold the door open for them is a BIG DEAL to me, i listen, I would have heard even the smallest grunt.

Nice.

Goes on Vacation

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro is still not back from his vacation. Dude..in THIS country, people come back a couple days early from vacations to get stuff done.

Likes people to learn at their own pace

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro and I just had a huge fight. He wants people to learn at their own pace, I think they should learn faster. WTF?

Thought I said something was ok

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro did something I am unhappy about, and something I didnt want him to do in the first place. When I yelled at him about it he said that I said it was ok, then I said, "no i didnt" and he said that I said "yeah, fine, fine, fine"

Dude...when someone says "fine fine fine!" that doesnt mean its ok and to go ahead and do it, it means that it is unresolved and no decision should be made yet.