Doesn't Agree With Everyone Else

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday Mauro annoyed all of us when he started ranting about how he is tired of seeing and hearing about Pippa Middleton, the mega hot cutie from the wedding thing.

He was like "no more pippa!" and "she's not that hot" and "she has lots of wrinkles for a 27 year old" We pointed to pictures in US magazine of her in that awesome white dress, and he would only admit that she just has a "hot body"

Dude, Pippa is all around amazing, and we are pretty sure she is super nice, her wrinkles are just from smiling alot, which is a good thing.

Plugs his ears during my awesome story

DEAR BLOG,

Today I was telling everyone in the office about an awesome dream I had last night. I was really into it, so I was talking very loud. I guess Mauro is super busy or something because he was plugging his ears and focusing on something on his computer.

Dude, when I am telling my awesome dream stories to the whole office, you might want to listen to them because sometimes you are in them, and they are very interesting.

Doesn't wave well

Dear Blog

JUST NOW a wife of someone who works here told me that when she was leaving Mauro didn't wave to her. Her husband said "Well he did wave, but not very well"

So there you go, doesn't wave well to women

Jason

Gets a Nicer car than Keith

Dear Blog,

Keith is rarely proud of things, but he does love his new car. It's a lexus i2 something something. So what did Mauro do last week? He goes out and gets the one version better than Keiths, the i3 something, and then tells Keith all about it, and shows him all the cool iphone stuff.

Poor Keith.

Jason

Called the water guy "Boss"

Dear Blog,

Yesterday Mauro was concerned about something with the water cooler installation, so had to talk to the poor guy who had to install it at our office, so Mauro was all "Hey Boss, wondering if you could ..blah blah blah"

Larisa and I overhead this, and Larisa was like "did he just call him "Boss""? and then Larisa spilled crazy glue on the conference table.

Dude. Keith is your Boss not the water guy, and stop distracting Larisa with stuff like that because the table is now messed up.

Keeps touching his jaw

Dear Blog,

I guess Mauro wants us all to know that he has hurt his jaw somehow. He will stand there and rub it and make a little face like it hurts.

So Annoying.

Jason

Doesn't like Coconut Water

Dear Blog,

Because it is an excellent re-hydrator Mauro bought some Coconut water, tasted it and then complained about it. A couple things to note. He didnt let it get cold enough and he drank it straight from the container. I dont really see how that is giving it a chance man, it has more electrolytes than gatoraid.

jason