Became "uncool" while I was on Vacation

DEAR BLOG,

Today, my first day back from a 2 week vacation, I told Mauro that I was going to Starbucks in a little bit, if he wanted to go. He was all like "no thank you" and i said "What?!?" and he said "uh..no thank you?"

Not cool.

Doesn't Work Extra Hard When Im on Vacation

DEAR BLOG,

I am at the beach for 2 weeks, so Mauro should know that he has to do a whole bunch of extra stuff around the office to make up for it. I called him the other day to ask him to do a bunch more stuff, and he was all like "well uh ok, I uh, don't know anything about that project, or uh..client, but I guess i can lead the meeting" . yeah. thats right man, step up, wing it! just figure it out when the client comes in. stop being all weak and scared about it.

anyway, i had to ask sara to also attend cause he was very nervous.

Jason

Doesn't Know What He's Talking About

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro sent an email to everyone about Baby Names and sent a link to the baby names database and said that a baby name was "normal" and "popular" when it is in fact neither.

Get a clue man

Told Me to Cut My Own Hair, makes my kids cry.

Dear Blog,

Well he really did it this time. As most of you know, Mauro cuts his own hair in the shower. He has clippers and runs them over his scalp a couple times a week I guess. This would be fine, but he touts it at work, and told me I should do it.

So today I tried it, and it was a complete disaster. I now have to wait for my wife to come home and fix it, or wait until tomorrow so I can take the clippers to work and have mr.perfect hair cut it for me. Regardless, before it gets fixed, I'm sure my kids will see me and cry. Thanks for my worst haircut ever and making my kids cry, man.

Keeps Changing his Order

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday Mauro (who had a birthday and started working out since I last wrote) went with us to Starbucks. First, he refused to buy me a coffee, even though he owes me $2, he said he would "buy me one another time". Ok, so he ordered the coffee or whatever, and took a long time, he was fumbling around, decided he also wanted an Oatmeal/Raisen cookie, and got his words all mixed up, the guy behind the counter was tired of him almost immediately.

So he finally gets his order in, and gets his cookie. Then it is (finally) my turn to order, I breezily and easily step up and order an iced coffee with milk. I heard Mauro say "oh..oh..ohhh man.." and run down to the place where the barrista's are making the drinks. I'm not exactly sure what was being said, but he was waving his arms a bunch and pointed to the sign that is promoting "Iced Coffee with Milk".. CLEARLY changing is order...after most people would admit it was too late. anyway, they hate him there.

Jumped the gun on the rope belt

DEAR BLOG,

Today I noticed that Mauro is wearing a bright white rope belt. He is kinda trying to hide it under his shirts, but the tip of the end of the belt is peaking out from under his shirts. You can see it easily because it is so white, it is either new (i didn't notice it last year) or he has bleached it recently. Anyway, it is pretty cold out, and still kinda early Spring in DC, so the bright white rope belt shouldn't make an appearance until after memorial day, and even then shouldn't be worn, like he has today, with white shoes, white pants and a white coat. Here comes Summer Time Mauro! A too little early dude.

Jason

Says Sara will smell like Meat

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday Mauro interfered in a conversation I was having with Sara. Sara is a kinda vegetarian and I was trying to get her to goto this awesome restaurant that serves meat on huge skewers. I have not been there, but really want to go. She was concerned that she would leave the restaurant and "smell like meat" but I was like "noooo...you will be fine, they cook all the meat in the back, no problem" and Mauro was like "You will definitely smell like meat."

Come on dude, what is your problem? The restaurant looks so cool.