Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Went on a walk with Keith

DEAR BLOG,

I just found out that Mauro went for a walk with Keith without me. They went to Whole Foods for some cookies.  I was busy, so I told Keith I couldn't go, but I didn't know Mauro would swoop in and go with Keith.  So now, those two are having a great time walking and Im stuck working hard.

Jason

Monday, April 29, 2013

Had something in his teeth

DEAR BLOG,

I was at lunch with Keith and Mauro and I was pretty sure Mauro had something stuck between his two front teeth.  I couldn't really see well though because he was talking really fast, so his lips would cover his teeth so i could not get a clear shot at seeing if it was like a big shadow or a piece of lettuce.

It was pretty awkward for me.


Thursday, March 14, 2013

Won't Order me a Limo

DEAR BLOG,

Just now I asked Mauro to use his fancy new app called Uber to schedule me a limo to pick me up to take me to the PINK concert later tonight.  He asked why I didnt just do it, and i was like "you already have the app and stuff" and he was like "so you want me to pay for your limo ride" and i was like "no, i would pay you of course! its just easier if you do it."  but he didn't do it.

So he didn't get me a limo.

On a related note, i got the app and then invited all the people in the office who go or live downtown so *I* get all the $10 referrals.


Friday, January 11, 2013

Doesn't get Keith Thoughtful gifts

DEAR BLOG,

For the holiday's Mauro hooked me up with a very thoughtful bottle of Skinos Greek Digestife.  I had it at a restaurant months ago with him at a dinner with our wives, and I thought it was amazing.  He remembered this and very thoughtfully tracked down a bottle and gave it to me for a holiday gift. Very nice right? Well he also gave the same thing to Keith!  I asked Keith about it, and he said he had never heard of it, hadn't had it before. So why did Mauro confuse Keith with some weird random greek liquor ?  Called it in! Yep. Mauro is not every thoughtful to Keith. So now it is pretty awkward when I bring it up.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Doesn't like to do the things I like to do

DEAR BLOG,

Today I asked Mauro if he could help me with something fun and he said it was not his "thing" and that he doesn't "enjoy it" and if I wanted help that he would "try" and do it as a "favor."

Its sooo annoying when someone doesn't want to do awesome fun things.  I am going to ask Keith, I bet Keith will think is fun, and won't act like its a big "favor" that i will have to repay. jeeze

Jason

Monday, November 26, 2012

Is *really* into football

DEAR BLOG,

Mauro is super sensitive about NFL football. He LOVES the cowboys, which is a little weird since he grew up around here, but whatever, they are a popular team, and even I liked the cowboys back in the 70s the 80s, but I grew out of it.

He gets really mad if i txt him after they lose a game, which is weird since i am usually just saying things like "wow" or "that sucks" or somethin

Always has a hat

DEAR BLOG,

As you know Mauro and I share similar hair styles. During the winter when we have to go outside for some reason, i typically forget my hat, so my head gets pretty cold.  But Mauro never forgets his hat, he always seems to pull a hat out of his coat pocket, like magic.

Dude, its ok to sometimes offer your hat to someone else, if they have similar hair styles

jason