DEAR BLOG,
I just found out that Mauro went for a walk with Keith without me. They went to Whole Foods for some cookies. I was busy, so I told Keith I couldn't go, but I didn't know Mauro would swoop in and go with Keith. So now, those two are having a great time walking and Im stuck working hard.
Jason
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Monday, April 29, 2013
Had something in his teeth
DEAR BLOG,
I was at lunch with Keith and Mauro and I was pretty sure Mauro had something stuck between his two front teeth. I couldn't really see well though because he was talking really fast, so his lips would cover his teeth so i could not get a clear shot at seeing if it was like a big shadow or a piece of lettuce.
It was pretty awkward for me.
I was at lunch with Keith and Mauro and I was pretty sure Mauro had something stuck between his two front teeth. I couldn't really see well though because he was talking really fast, so his lips would cover his teeth so i could not get a clear shot at seeing if it was like a big shadow or a piece of lettuce.
It was pretty awkward for me.
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Won't Order me a Limo
DEAR BLOG,
Just now I asked Mauro to use his fancy new app called Uber to schedule me a limo to pick me up to take me to the PINK concert later tonight. He asked why I didnt just do it, and i was like "you already have the app and stuff" and he was like "so you want me to pay for your limo ride" and i was like "no, i would pay you of course! its just easier if you do it." but he didn't do it.
So he didn't get me a limo.
On a related note, i got the app and then invited all the people in the office who go or live downtown so *I* get all the $10 referrals.
Just now I asked Mauro to use his fancy new app called Uber to schedule me a limo to pick me up to take me to the PINK concert later tonight. He asked why I didnt just do it, and i was like "you already have the app and stuff" and he was like "so you want me to pay for your limo ride" and i was like "no, i would pay you of course! its just easier if you do it." but he didn't do it.
So he didn't get me a limo.
On a related note, i got the app and then invited all the people in the office who go or live downtown so *I* get all the $10 referrals.
Friday, January 11, 2013
Doesn't get Keith Thoughtful gifts
DEAR BLOG,
For the holiday's Mauro hooked me up with a very thoughtful bottle of Skinos Greek Digestife. I had it at a restaurant months ago with him at a dinner with our wives, and I thought it was amazing. He remembered this and very thoughtfully tracked down a bottle and gave it to me for a holiday gift. Very nice right? Well he also gave the same thing to Keith! I asked Keith about it, and he said he had never heard of it, hadn't had it before. So why did Mauro confuse Keith with some weird random greek liquor ? Called it in! Yep. Mauro is not every thoughtful to Keith. So now it is pretty awkward when I bring it up.
For the holiday's Mauro hooked me up with a very thoughtful bottle of Skinos Greek Digestife. I had it at a restaurant months ago with him at a dinner with our wives, and I thought it was amazing. He remembered this and very thoughtfully tracked down a bottle and gave it to me for a holiday gift. Very nice right? Well he also gave the same thing to Keith! I asked Keith about it, and he said he had never heard of it, hadn't had it before. So why did Mauro confuse Keith with some weird random greek liquor ? Called it in! Yep. Mauro is not every thoughtful to Keith. So now it is pretty awkward when I bring it up.
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Doesn't like to do the things I like to do
DEAR BLOG,
Today I asked Mauro if he could help me with something fun and he said it was not his "thing" and that he doesn't "enjoy it" and if I wanted help that he would "try" and do it as a "favor."
Its sooo annoying when someone doesn't want to do awesome fun things. I am going to ask Keith, I bet Keith will think is fun, and won't act like its a big "favor" that i will have to repay. jeeze
Jason
Today I asked Mauro if he could help me with something fun and he said it was not his "thing" and that he doesn't "enjoy it" and if I wanted help that he would "try" and do it as a "favor."
Its sooo annoying when someone doesn't want to do awesome fun things. I am going to ask Keith, I bet Keith will think is fun, and won't act like its a big "favor" that i will have to repay. jeeze
Jason
Monday, November 26, 2012
Is *really* into football
DEAR BLOG,
Mauro is super sensitive about NFL football. He LOVES the cowboys, which is a little weird since he grew up around here, but whatever, they are a popular team, and even I liked the cowboys back in the 70s the 80s, but I grew out of it.
He gets really mad if i txt him after they lose a game, which is weird since i am usually just saying things like "wow" or "that sucks" or somethin
Mauro is super sensitive about NFL football. He LOVES the cowboys, which is a little weird since he grew up around here, but whatever, they are a popular team, and even I liked the cowboys back in the 70s the 80s, but I grew out of it.
He gets really mad if i txt him after they lose a game, which is weird since i am usually just saying things like "wow" or "that sucks" or somethin
Always has a hat
DEAR BLOG,
As you know Mauro and I share similar hair styles. During the winter when we have to go outside for some reason, i typically forget my hat, so my head gets pretty cold. But Mauro never forgets his hat, he always seems to pull a hat out of his coat pocket, like magic.
Dude, its ok to sometimes offer your hat to someone else, if they have similar hair styles
jason
As you know Mauro and I share similar hair styles. During the winter when we have to go outside for some reason, i typically forget my hat, so my head gets pretty cold. But Mauro never forgets his hat, he always seems to pull a hat out of his coat pocket, like magic.
Dude, its ok to sometimes offer your hat to someone else, if they have similar hair styles
jason
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