Added "Thanks" to his sig file

DEAR BLOG,

Mauro is too lazy to write "Thanks" and his name in his emails, so he has added both to his sig file.  This means he is now saying "Thanks" even when he really doesn't mean it.

So dude,

"Thanks,  

Mauro"

after an email that only says  "Oh I see, sorry" makes no sense, and now it is clear you cannot be trusted to be truly thankful for anything.

Told me there was a Taco truck outside

DEAR blog,

earlier this week, mauro told me there was a Taco truck outside.  in fact there was no taco truck, there was a taco "VAN". So he made me goto it.  the guy in the truck charged him for my order too, which worked out becuase i realized that the nasty salted ground beef tacos would make me sick, so i only ate one.  he had all three of his and was sick, so im not paying him back.

jason

Is Smug

Dear Blog,

I think the thing that bothers me the most about Mauro is the he is always so smug, especially now that he has an iphone 5, and he has weird old fashioned sneakers that he keeps getting compliments on (so he keeps wearing them)

Looks better in my new Prada shirt than I do

DEAR BLOG,

Today I tried to wear a new Prada shirt, but it was too tight, but I didnt realize it before i got into work. so I took it off and am wearing a redskins jacket around the office. Anyway, Mauro comes over to my office and sees it on the chair,  tried it on and it fits him perfectly.  so now if i dont fit into the shirt by next spring he gets the shirt.

Goes after other people's Birthday Cupcakes

DEAR BLOG,

Today we celebrated two birthday girls, Shandean and Larisa, with little cute cupcakes from Crumbs.  Since it was her first birthday with the company Shandean got to pick her cupcake first, then Larisa.  After they picked theirs everyone was too shy to pick a cupcake, so everyone stood around and just looked at the remaining cupcakes.  I yelled, "ladies first!" but none of the ladies ran up. I heard Mauro mumble something like "f it" and walked up and took a cupcake, so he had the third cupcake even though he just had a birthday and im sure someone wanted the cupcake he took.

dude.

Likes "cheese on everything"

DEAR BLOG,

Today at lunch Mauro and I got the same sandwich (of course I picked mine first then he copied me).  We had pork bbq with beer mustard bbq sauce.  Afterwards I asked how he liked it and he said it would not get again, even though the pork was really good and the bbq sauce was tangy.

So of course I questioned him about it, saying it was really good, and he is not making any sense.  He then said "well...i kinda like cheese on everything"

WTF man????  You can't put cheese on a roasted pork sandwich!  This is why they shouldn't let some people on yelp.

Picks out the most expensive Prius!

DEAR BLOG,

So yesterday on the way back from lunch, I made Mauro goto a Toyota dealership with me to gauge the sizes of prisuses.  We looked at a couple on the lot and he was all like "wow, look at the rims on that black one" so we go over and it is a really cool looking prius with black rims, and is awesome.  BUT it turns out  it is the most expensive car on the lot, its $32K.... for...a...prius.  but of course now that is the one I want.  if he hadnt pointed it out, i would have been fine with the $25K normal prius.

thanks for ruining my new car purchase experience or making me spend $7K more than i wanted to.