Likes "cheese on everything"

DEAR BLOG,

Today at lunch Mauro and I got the same sandwich (of course I picked mine first then he copied me).  We had pork bbq with beer mustard bbq sauce.  Afterwards I asked how he liked it and he said it would not get again, even though the pork was really good and the bbq sauce was tangy.

So of course I questioned him about it, saying it was really good, and he is not making any sense.  He then said "well...i kinda like cheese on everything"

WTF man????  You can't put cheese on a roasted pork sandwich!  This is why they shouldn't let some people on yelp.

Picks out the most expensive Prius!

DEAR BLOG,

So yesterday on the way back from lunch, I made Mauro goto a Toyota dealership with me to gauge the sizes of prisuses.  We looked at a couple on the lot and he was all like "wow, look at the rims on that black one" so we go over and it is a really cool looking prius with black rims, and is awesome.  BUT it turns out  it is the most expensive car on the lot, its $32K.... for...a...prius.  but of course now that is the one I want.  if he hadnt pointed it out, i would have been fine with the $25K normal prius.

thanks for ruining my new car purchase experience or making me spend $7K more than i wanted to.

Sneaks off on Valentine's Day

Dear BLOG, Today Mauro made me miss lunch because he left to go deliver flowers because he didn't want to pay some other guy to do it. He managed to get himself something to eat though, so now I am at Five Guys alone on Valentines Day. Thanks for that man

Hasn't Brought In Breakfast Tacos

DEAR BLOG,

Just now, I realized that Mauro has not brought in Breakfast Tacos for the whole office in a long time.

jason

Downloads better apps than me

DEAR BLOG,

Today I discovered that Mauro downloaded all these cool video tilt-shift apps and used them to create cool videos. He sent me this cool video, so I also wanted to do it, so I PAID FOR this app that I thought did the same thing, but then I found out he downloaded 2 FREE apps that where better.

Thanks for telling me before i bought the sucky tilt-shift app dude. thats $1.99 i wont get back.

jason

Is Bossy after his workout

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro disappeared right before lunch.  I know this means that he secretly went downstairs to the gym to workout.  So he comes back and starts waving  his arms and pointing at the window saying this like "we gotta go get lunch!"  "lets go"  "we are getting kabobs" "we can call for delivery, or walk, lets walk!" "im ready now, ready when you are....you ready?"

Dude.  I get that after you pump iron you feel all tough and testosteroney, but I am chilling out, working, so don't bring all that up in here.

Is very very sick

DEAR BLOG,

Mauro is really making everyone annoyed. He has been out for few days sick. When he sends in his little email saying that he still isn't well, and won't be coming in, many of the people here respond and wish him well.

The problem? He doesn't respond to any of those, he should respond with a simple "thanks" or "ok, i will drink more fluides" or "great idea, I will take some zinc" but instead he doesnt respond to anything, so people aren't sure that he has received their well wishes!

Also, he went to the dr.s and quoted the dr as saying "oh my!" when the doctor looked into his mouth, so now he is showing off how sick he is. He is also telling people to go get a strep test because he has been sick with it for so long and been infecting everyone.

Jason