Sneaks off on Valentine's Day

Dear BLOG, Today Mauro made me miss lunch because he left to go deliver flowers because he didn't want to pay some other guy to do it. He managed to get himself something to eat though, so now I am at Five Guys alone on Valentines Day. Thanks for that man

Hasn't Brought In Breakfast Tacos

DEAR BLOG,

Just now, I realized that Mauro has not brought in Breakfast Tacos for the whole office in a long time.

jason

Downloads better apps than me

DEAR BLOG,

Today I discovered that Mauro downloaded all these cool video tilt-shift apps and used them to create cool videos. He sent me this cool video, so I also wanted to do it, so I PAID FOR this app that I thought did the same thing, but then I found out he downloaded 2 FREE apps that where better.

Thanks for telling me before i bought the sucky tilt-shift app dude. thats $1.99 i wont get back.

jason

Is Bossy after his workout

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro disappeared right before lunch.  I know this means that he secretly went downstairs to the gym to workout.  So he comes back and starts waving  his arms and pointing at the window saying this like "we gotta go get lunch!"  "lets go"  "we are getting kabobs" "we can call for delivery, or walk, lets walk!" "im ready now, ready when you are....you ready?"

Dude.  I get that after you pump iron you feel all tough and testosteroney, but I am chilling out, working, so don't bring all that up in here.

Is very very sick

DEAR BLOG,

Mauro is really making everyone annoyed. He has been out for few days sick. When he sends in his little email saying that he still isn't well, and won't be coming in, many of the people here respond and wish him well.

The problem? He doesn't respond to any of those, he should respond with a simple "thanks" or "ok, i will drink more fluides" or "great idea, I will take some zinc" but instead he doesnt respond to anything, so people aren't sure that he has received their well wishes!

Also, he went to the dr.s and quoted the dr as saying "oh my!" when the doctor looked into his mouth, so now he is showing off how sick he is. He is also telling people to go get a strep test because he has been sick with it for so long and been infecting everyone.

Jason

Doesn't tell people im 34

DEAR BLOG,

Today someone asked Mauro how old I was. He said "Why dont you ask him," when he should have just said "35"

Thanks for making me out to be all old n stuff.

Jason

Brings in Breakfast Tacos

DEAR BLOG,

This morning Mauro really made me mad. Its Friday, so I brought in amazing doughnuts from Dunkin Doughnuts, but he brought in really fancy breakfast tacos. So everyone got full on the breakfast tacos and only Michael ate some doughnuts.

Thanks for ruining my moment of office glory. hope you have a good weekend.

jason