Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Hates Green

Dear Blog,

Right now I am overhearing Mauro tell everyone he hates the color Green, and he has a turtleneck that he got that he wont wear because he doesn't like green. I think this is him complaining about our company having a St.Patrick's Day party, and he wants to be festive, but can't without wearing Green. What a pain in the ass.

Jason

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Hurts his Back

DEAR BLOG

Today I just found out that Mauro is claiming that he hurt is back at his daughter's holiday recital, and now can't come to work this afternoon.

Jason

Monday, December 1, 2008

Is late to Birthday Parties

DEAR BLOG,

Last weekend Mauro was supposed to come to my child's birthday. He got lost coming over to my house, and they missed the Magician. I am also pretty sure he thought that the bushes in the front yard needed trimming, but didn't say anything.

Jason

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Pretty sure he does not flush the urinal

DEAR BLOG,

Today I went to the Men's room and Mauro was just coming out of it. I thought to myself "oh, this oughtta be good" ... sure enough, the urinal had gone unflushed.

I know it makes Keith really mad when dudes don't flush the urinal, and now that i told keith that i am pretty sure Mauro doesn't, Keith is going to be keeping a look out for him not flushing as well.

Watching you man!

Jason

Friday, August 8, 2008

Bores Keith with TV Synopis

DEAR BLOG,

Today, in the elevator, Mauro went on and on about SupperNanny. Keith is so nice that he pretended to be interested.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Steals my Beard Pattern

DEAR BLOG,

I want to write about something that has been going on a few weeks now. I have waited, hoping it to pass before writing about it. Unfortunately, it has continued, so I have no choice but to report it here.

Mauro now looks a little more like me. A while back, I started shaving and trimming my beard to look like Daughtry from American Idol. No less than 3 weeks later, who shows up with the same trimming?

Get your own look dude!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Talks to Himself in the Kitchen, Likes M&Ms

Dear Blog,

Just now I overhead Mauro talking to himself in the kitchen. He was rustling the big bag of candy, then I heard him say "no, no, just the M&Ms..." and went over to the little container of M&Ms and left.

Weird.