Monday, June 16, 2008

Prefers Small Calzones

DEAR BLOG,

Just now Mauro told me that he wanted a Calzone, but didn't want to get it from that place that serves the BIG Calzones because he would eat it all, and would prefer getting the smaller calzone from the other place.

Like that makes any sense dude. ALWAYS get the BIG Calzone !

Friday, June 13, 2008

Contemplating Getting 2 Playstations

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday Mauro was thinking about purchasing a *second* playstation3. It must be nice to be super rich and have all the time in the world to play video games man.

He bought one at Walmart, and it wasnt coming fast enough so he was going to get one at BestBuy because he just cant wait for a video game system that has been around for over a year.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Follows me into the Bathroom

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday I wanted to talk to Mauro about some business thing, but saw he was on the phone, so I decided to goto the bathroom. Imagine my surprise a few moments later when he shows up in the bathroom (while im in the process of using it) wanting to talk to me. Its not like he had to use the bathroom too and was just talking, he wanted to talk to me just while *I* was going.

Dude.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Inconsiderate to Mothers

DEAR BLOG,

So today Mom calls and says "Did Mauro tell you I called earlier?" and I was like "NO!" and she said "well I did, and he answered the phone, and I left a message".

Thanks for the message man.

This post is for you Mommy!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Isn't Fun all the Time

DEAR BLOG,

Like most of us, I have a couple beers, wine, or cocktails at lunch. It is interesting to note that sometimes Mauro just gets water or diet coke. He pulled this stunt today.

I dont know if it is because he was driving or wasn't feeling well, he just ordered a diet coke with lemon. I was like "dude, whats that about?" and he said "Whaaat?" in a rising high pitched voice. Whatever man.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Doesn't Say "Thank You"

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday I held the door open for a bunch of people. One by one they passed, and I was attentive to the fact that they all said "Thank you." Of course, the last one was Mauro, and you guessed it...no "thank you". Well I immediately called him out on it, and he was all like "i said it!, I saaaiidd it!" Everyone was horrified. He claimed that maybe I did not hear it. Look man, since people saying "thank you" when I hold the door open for them is a BIG DEAL to me, i listen, I would have heard even the smallest grunt.

Nice.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Goes on Vacation

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro is still not back from his vacation. Dude..in THIS country, people come back a couple days early from vacations to get stuff done.