Has Nicknames for People

DEAR BLOG,

Mauro has been calling our coworker who's name is Michael: "Mike" WTF Man? You just make up crazy names for people?

Goes to SuperCuts

DEAR BLOG,

Mauro goes to SuperCuts. The haircut place. Dude. Look. Its #2 on clippers, YOU could do it. He says he likes the shampoo they sometimes give him. And if they dont (cause whats the point? it is really just washing skin on your head...kinda like washing your hands) he makes them, these poor women that have to deal with him over there...

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Doesn't Agree With Me

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Today Mauro was supposed to help with something that I think is a great idea, but he is now all worried about it and acting like it is not a great idea, he is saying things like "i dont know man" and "im just not sure man" and "i really think its a bad idea". THIS, after I spent a long time convincing him it was a good idea, and he finally kinda agreed. Sooo Frustrating.

Doesn't Keep Track of the Details

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro picked up a hat off Keith's desk, then mistakingly "returned" it to *my* desk.

So, of course, I was like, "Why do I have 2 hats on my desk"? and because he wanted it, I gave the hat to Greg. So now, Greg has Keith's hat, and it is kinda weird around here..because I'm pretty sure Greg does not want to give it back. Thanks Mauro.

Smells things

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro picked something up, and smelled it. Then proclaimed that it smelt funny. Said it smelled toxic. We are going to hand out those stress balls at the conference regardless of what they smell like dude.

Waves his arms alot

DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro got into a fight with Brad and started waving his arms a bunch when he got angry.

Always plays "bad cop"

DEAR BLOG,
Mauro likes to play the "bad cop" and doesn't let anyone else do it.