Wants people to say mean things about me.

DEAR BLOG,

Today someone at work resigned, and gave her two week's notice.  Mauro then asked if i was going to do something I think he made up called an "exit interview."  He wants me to ask the person who didn't like the job enough why she hates me so much that she can't stand coming to this job anymore.

Like Im going to go through that.

Jason

Didn't eat the Pepperoni Rolls

DEAR BLOG,

This past week I brought in some pepperoni rolls fresh from West Virginia.  They didn't get eaten and I heard rumblings that they were expired or something. Turns out Mauro wouldn't eat them because I got them at a gas station, and they were just about or maybe just expired. Which is no big deal because miners eat them in the coal mines, thats what they were invented for.

Also, I bet he ate some of the Beignets I bought that no one really said thanks for, or they thanked the wrong person, who didn't correctly identify that I actually bought them, after not wanting to, and Mauro probably DID NOTHING ABOUT THAT.


Jason

Is super flashy

DEAR BLOG,

This past weekend Mauro got a super fancy space car...that tiny little all electric bmw car.  So that makes me mad, but what is worse, is that he parks it in our building's garage...right in front of me and everyone else, showing how cool he is with his new fancy car that has really cool app customizable interior lights.

Dude, go park your awesome new car somewhere else where we all don't have to look at it all the time.

jason