Said I was "grabby"

DEAR BLOG,

Today I tried to throw some of my popcorn into Mauro's popcorn bucket because he only had one flavor and I think they are more fun if you mix popcorn flavors.  He quickly moved his bucket away so I missed, I was  like "dude!" and he was like "I thought you were trying to take my popcorn", and i was like "well I was trying to give you some, but even if I was trying to take some, you should share"  he then said I was "grabby"

dude, if someone tries to either give or take popcorn from your popcorn bucket you should just be still, and not move it really quickly.

Didnt care about the cheese smell in the huddle

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro FLAT OUT TOLD me that he doesn't care that the Huddle room might smell a little bit like camembert cheese.  I thought it was very strange and interesting and ask if he could come spell it to confirm that the room smelled weird. he was like "dude, i really don't care, so im good"  really!!! REALLY MAURO!  that is a big deal, if a room smells like something, but for no good reason, it is very important to investigate.  I asked, and no one brought in Camembert, or had eaten it recently.

anyway, the room doesnt smell like Camembert anymore, but im still angry.

jason

Talks to Keith about Biking stuff

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday I picked up lunch with Mauro and Keith.  Mauro got the same thing I did, and when the lady asked if she could put it in the same bag he jumped in before I could and said "yes" but then he didn't carry the bag back to the office so I was stuck carrying his stupid lunch all the way back to mediabarn. To make matters worse, he starts talking to keith about biking to the office, because HE KNOWS keith likes to bike around, so this is his little thing now with keith, and I hate biking so i can't say anything.  Those two went on and on about bike apps, about how they like biking in Arlington because the hills are like intervals or something,  i had nothing to add, so i just walked back with them all angry and carrying his stupid lunch.

Hey dude, in the future, im not carrying your lunch again, so don't have it put in the same bag.  Especially when you forget your wallet and i  have to pay and then you hog up keith's time with stupid bike talk.

jason

Wants people to say mean things about me.

DEAR BLOG,

Today someone at work resigned, and gave her two week's notice.  Mauro then asked if i was going to do something I think he made up called an "exit interview."  He wants me to ask the person who didn't like the job enough why she hates me so much that she can't stand coming to this job anymore.

Like Im going to go through that.

Jason

Didn't eat the Pepperoni Rolls

DEAR BLOG,

This past week I brought in some pepperoni rolls fresh from West Virginia.  They didn't get eaten and I heard rumblings that they were expired or something. Turns out Mauro wouldn't eat them because I got them at a gas station, and they were just about or maybe just expired. Which is no big deal because miners eat them in the coal mines, thats what they were invented for.

Also, I bet he ate some of the Beignets I bought that no one really said thanks for, or they thanked the wrong person, who didn't correctly identify that I actually bought them, after not wanting to, and Mauro probably DID NOTHING ABOUT THAT.


Jason

Is super flashy

DEAR BLOG,

This past weekend Mauro got a super fancy space car...that tiny little all electric bmw car.  So that makes me mad, but what is worse, is that he parks it in our building's garage...right in front of me and everyone else, showing how cool he is with his new fancy car that has really cool app customizable interior lights.

Dude, go park your awesome new car somewhere else where we all don't have to look at it all the time.

jason