Goes out and has fun with Keith (claims to have bought him a beer)

DEAR BLOG,

Today I am finding out about a fun party that Keith took Mauro to yesterday.  Mauro did send me a picture of the party, but his iphone makes a purple dot on stuff, and made it look like Keith had sat on a huge blackberry or something.  Anyway, Mauro said the party was fun, but didnt tell me all the great stories that Keith then told me later. So I went back and asked Mauro about the great stories, and he said they were "Keith's stories" and not his to tell!  DUDE! if you are next to keith when fun things happen, you are then witness to the fun stories, you can then tell me all the funny stories. jeeze. otherwise what is the point of  you going?

Also, he said in front of a bunch of people that he bought keith a beer at velocity 5, but i was intrigued and dug further. Turns out that Keith bought him a beer earlier and mauro was just paying him back with a beer, so he didnt really buy keith a beer, he was just returning it.

jason