WASN"T EARLY LIKE US

DEAR BLOG,

This morning before work I had Mauro pick Greg and I up from the dealership where I dropped off my car for much needed service.  I told him last night that he would be doing this and he said that he usually rolls past that point just a little after 9ish.  So this morning, we got at the dealership 10 minutes early, and since he wasnt there, I called him asking were he was.  He told me that he was still going to be going by there at 9ish!  EVEN THOUGH WE WERE EARLY AND STUCK WAITING OUTSIDE WHERE SOME DUDE WAS SMOKING MAKING ME AND PROBABLY GREG UNCOMFORTABLE.  Even Heather drove by and wondered what was going on, cause Greg and I were just standing there, waiting.

Dude. when you say you are going to pick someone up at a time and they are early, you should be early.

Jason

Still waiting for my present

DEAR BLOG,

This is the last day of work before my birthday on Saturday and Christmas is right around the corner.  I know that Mauro bought me some PappyVanWinkle bourbon last month, he had like 3 bottles.  I thought he was going to give me one right away, but I guess he wanted to make me wait till it was closer to by bday. But now its 2:38pm and he still has not given me the bottle and I am going to go home in a few  hours.  I just think its rude for him to make me late to go home waiting for my present.

Jason

Goes out and has fun with Keith (claims to have bought him a beer)

DEAR BLOG,

Today I am finding out about a fun party that Keith took Mauro to yesterday.  Mauro did send me a picture of the party, but his iphone makes a purple dot on stuff, and made it look like Keith had sat on a huge blackberry or something.  Anyway, Mauro said the party was fun, but didnt tell me all the great stories that Keith then told me later. So I went back and asked Mauro about the great stories, and he said they were "Keith's stories" and not his to tell!  DUDE! if you are next to keith when fun things happen, you are then witness to the fun stories, you can then tell me all the funny stories. jeeze. otherwise what is the point of  you going?

Also, he said in front of a bunch of people that he bought keith a beer at velocity 5, but i was intrigued and dug further. Turns out that Keith bought him a beer earlier and mauro was just paying him back with a beer, so he didnt really buy keith a beer, he was just returning it.

jason

Got a High-5 from Keith (and then a fist pump from Steven)

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday I found out that Mauro got a high-5 from Keith because of something good he did or something.  I haven't gotten a high-5 in ages from Keith, probably because Mauro has been high-5ing with him all over the place!  If that wasn't enough, I just saw him and Steven do a couple awkward fist pumps, apparently Steven thought they were going to do more than just one, but Mauro didn't realize it and had put his hands back in his pockets, and Steven was left just kinda punching the air. Anyway, I carpool with Steven almost everyday and haven't gotten a fist pump!  And I drive!

Stop stealing all the cool hand congratulation moves from me man!

Ruined the ending of the first Hobbit movie.

DEAR BLOG,

So Mauro saw the first hobbit and said it was really good, but that it ended on a cliff hanger.  Based on this information, I waited for the second hobbit movie to come out before watching the first one on blu ray.  So this holiday season i watched the hobbit movie. It was really awesome, and the ending was intense, but i couldnt really enjoy it because i kept thinking it was going to end like in the middle of a battle or something.  turns out that they wrapped it up pretty nicely, and they didn't actually leave the team of hobbits n stuff hanging off the cliff, they got carried away from the cliff by some big birds.

thanks for ruining my holiday season movie watching time.