Is a horrible patient

DEAR BLOG,

Mauro claimed that he was in a big bike accident today coming to work. He is pretty bloody and is grossing everyone out.  I tried to leap in and treat the wounds and he is all like "i got it man!" and "you need to chill out man"  I think he is in some kind of shock.  I doubt he has cleaned the wounds well, and if he doesn't bandage them up well, he will bleed on our keyboard and stuff. I also suggested that we drive him home, and he got all upset, but I am pretty sure he can't ride is bike with a what is sure to be a broken, bloodied, infected, hand, I think we should amputate at least some of it. I think he is horrified that his condition is upsetting everyone.

Jason