Won't Order me a Limo

DEAR BLOG,

Just now I asked Mauro to use his fancy new app called Uber to schedule me a limo to pick me up to take me to the PINK concert later tonight.  He asked why I didnt just do it, and i was like "you already have the app and stuff" and he was like "so you want me to pay for your limo ride" and i was like "no, i would pay you of course! its just easier if you do it."  but he didn't do it.

So he didn't get me a limo.

On a related note, i got the app and then invited all the people in the office who go or live downtown so *I* get all the $10 referrals.