Is Bossy after his workout

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro disappeared right before lunch.  I know this means that he secretly went downstairs to the gym to workout.  So he comes back and starts waving  his arms and pointing at the window saying this like "we gotta go get lunch!"  "lets go"  "we are getting kabobs" "we can call for delivery, or walk, lets walk!" "im ready now, ready when you are....you ready?"

Dude.  I get that after you pump iron you feel all tough and testosteroney, but I am chilling out, working, so don't bring all that up in here.