Doesn't like to do the things I like to do

DEAR BLOG,

Today I asked Mauro if he could help me with something fun and he said it was not his "thing" and that he doesn't "enjoy it" and if I wanted help that he would "try" and do it as a "favor."

Its sooo annoying when someone doesn't want to do awesome fun things.  I am going to ask Keith, I bet Keith will think is fun, and won't act like its a big "favor" that i will have to repay. jeeze

Jason

Is *really* into football

DEAR BLOG,

Mauro is super sensitive about NFL football. He LOVES the cowboys, which is a little weird since he grew up around here, but whatever, they are a popular team, and even I liked the cowboys back in the 70s the 80s, but I grew out of it.

He gets really mad if i txt him after they lose a game, which is weird since i am usually just saying things like "wow" or "that sucks" or somethin

Always has a hat

DEAR BLOG,

As you know Mauro and I share similar hair styles. During the winter when we have to go outside for some reason, i typically forget my hat, so my head gets pretty cold.  But Mauro never forgets his hat, he always seems to pull a hat out of his coat pocket, like magic.

Dude, its ok to sometimes offer your hat to someone else, if they have similar hair styles

jason

Added "Thanks" to his sig file

DEAR BLOG,

Mauro is too lazy to write "Thanks" and his name in his emails, so he has added both to his sig file.  This means he is now saying "Thanks" even when he really doesn't mean it.

So dude,

"Thanks,  

Mauro"

after an email that only says  "Oh I see, sorry" makes no sense, and now it is clear you cannot be trusted to be truly thankful for anything.

Told me there was a Taco truck outside

DEAR blog,

earlier this week, mauro told me there was a Taco truck outside.  in fact there was no taco truck, there was a taco "VAN". So he made me goto it.  the guy in the truck charged him for my order too, which worked out becuase i realized that the nasty salted ground beef tacos would make me sick, so i only ate one.  he had all three of his and was sick, so im not paying him back.

jason

Is Smug

Dear Blog,

I think the thing that bothers me the most about Mauro is the he is always so smug, especially now that he has an iphone 5, and he has weird old fashioned sneakers that he keeps getting compliments on (so he keeps wearing them)

Looks better in my new Prada shirt than I do

DEAR BLOG,

Today I tried to wear a new Prada shirt, but it was too tight, but I didnt realize it before i got into work. so I took it off and am wearing a redskins jacket around the office. Anyway, Mauro comes over to my office and sees it on the chair,  tried it on and it fits him perfectly.  so now if i dont fit into the shirt by next spring he gets the shirt.

Goes after other people's Birthday Cupcakes

DEAR BLOG,

Today we celebrated two birthday girls, Shandean and Larisa, with little cute cupcakes from Crumbs.  Since it was her first birthday with the company Shandean got to pick her cupcake first, then Larisa.  After they picked theirs everyone was too shy to pick a cupcake, so everyone stood around and just looked at the remaining cupcakes.  I yelled, "ladies first!" but none of the ladies ran up. I heard Mauro mumble something like "f it" and walked up and took a cupcake, so he had the third cupcake even though he just had a birthday and im sure someone wanted the cupcake he took.

dude.

Likes "cheese on everything"

DEAR BLOG,

Today at lunch Mauro and I got the same sandwich (of course I picked mine first then he copied me).  We had pork bbq with beer mustard bbq sauce.  Afterwards I asked how he liked it and he said it would not get again, even though the pork was really good and the bbq sauce was tangy.

So of course I questioned him about it, saying it was really good, and he is not making any sense.  He then said "well...i kinda like cheese on everything"

WTF man????  You can't put cheese on a roasted pork sandwich!  This is why they shouldn't let some people on yelp.

Picks out the most expensive Prius!

DEAR BLOG,

So yesterday on the way back from lunch, I made Mauro goto a Toyota dealership with me to gauge the sizes of prisuses.  We looked at a couple on the lot and he was all like "wow, look at the rims on that black one" so we go over and it is a really cool looking prius with black rims, and is awesome.  BUT it turns out  it is the most expensive car on the lot, its $32K.... for...a...prius.  but of course now that is the one I want.  if he hadnt pointed it out, i would have been fine with the $25K normal prius.

thanks for ruining my new car purchase experience or making me spend $7K more than i wanted to.

Sneaks off on Valentine's Day

Dear BLOG, Today Mauro made me miss lunch because he left to go deliver flowers because he didn't want to pay some other guy to do it. He managed to get himself something to eat though, so now I am at Five Guys alone on Valentines Day. Thanks for that man

Hasn't Brought In Breakfast Tacos

DEAR BLOG,

Just now, I realized that Mauro has not brought in Breakfast Tacos for the whole office in a long time.

jason

Downloads better apps than me

DEAR BLOG,

Today I discovered that Mauro downloaded all these cool video tilt-shift apps and used them to create cool videos. He sent me this cool video, so I also wanted to do it, so I PAID FOR this app that I thought did the same thing, but then I found out he downloaded 2 FREE apps that where better.

Thanks for telling me before i bought the sucky tilt-shift app dude. thats $1.99 i wont get back.

jason

Is Bossy after his workout

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro disappeared right before lunch.  I know this means that he secretly went downstairs to the gym to workout.  So he comes back and starts waving  his arms and pointing at the window saying this like "we gotta go get lunch!"  "lets go"  "we are getting kabobs" "we can call for delivery, or walk, lets walk!" "im ready now, ready when you are....you ready?"

Dude.  I get that after you pump iron you feel all tough and testosteroney, but I am chilling out, working, so don't bring all that up in here.