Wears a Very Bright Yellow Shirt, Needs attention

Dear Blog,

Today after the huge earthquake, Mauro needed a beer (i guess being in front of us in the stairwell made him thirsty).

So we went to Fireworks and sat outside. For some reason, Mauro wore a VERY bright yellow shirt to work. So, of course, it attracted a huge swarm of Mosquitoes that only attacked him, so it wasnt a big deal to anyone else, except that he kept waving his arms, slapping his head, and brushing the mosquitoes off his shirt, which also kinda stained his shirt. It was very annoying and everyone noticed...which is what he probably wanted.

Always needs to be the center of attention.

Jason

Was in front of me going down the stairs during the earthquake

Dear Blog,

Yesterday during our huge earthquake we had to evacuate our building, and since we were on the 12th floor, we had to take the stairs and it took forever to get out. Sooo I had a long time to figure out why Mauro was in front of me by at least 8 stairs, how did he get there? when did he run out of the office? he thinks his life is more valuable than everyone behind him? we need to wait for him to get out before we can can get out?

dude. me, women, children and other men first.