Doesn't Agree With Everyone Else

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday Mauro annoyed all of us when he started ranting about how he is tired of seeing and hearing about Pippa Middleton, the mega hot cutie from the wedding thing.

He was like "no more pippa!" and "she's not that hot" and "she has lots of wrinkles for a 27 year old" We pointed to pictures in US magazine of her in that awesome white dress, and he would only admit that she just has a "hot body"

Dude, Pippa is all around amazing, and we are pretty sure she is super nice, her wrinkles are just from smiling alot, which is a good thing.

Plugs his ears during my awesome story

DEAR BLOG,

Today I was telling everyone in the office about an awesome dream I had last night. I was really into it, so I was talking very loud. I guess Mauro is super busy or something because he was plugging his ears and focusing on something on his computer.

Dude, when I am telling my awesome dream stories to the whole office, you might want to listen to them because sometimes you are in them, and they are very interesting.