Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Gets Blood on the Carpet

DEAR BLOG,

Just now Mauro cut his finger while turning on a computer, then got blood on the carpet, and is now trying to clean it up with a tidestick. Good luck man, that better work!


Monday, October 4, 2010

Keeps grabbing his own bicep

Dear BLOG,

All day today Mauro has been grabbing is left bicep and wincing. We know that he secretly works out, and this is little way of telling us that he works out and has done something to injure himself.

Look man, if you want to work out thats cool whatever, but keep the little therapeutic post work out massages at home, its kinda weird.


Friday, February 19, 2010

Teeth are really white in his facebook photo

DEAR BLOG,

Today I noticed that Mauro's teeth are super white in his facebook profile picture. The reason I noticed it is because except for the facebook photo, i never noticed his teeth before. I think it is because his lips are big and cover his teeth most of the time.