Says Sara will smell like Meat

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday Mauro interfered in a conversation I was having with Sara. Sara is a kinda vegetarian and I was trying to get her to goto this awesome restaurant that serves meat on huge skewers. I have not been there, but really want to go. She was concerned that she would leave the restaurant and "smell like meat" but I was like "noooo...you will be fine, they cook all the meat in the back, no problem" and Mauro was like "You will definitely smell like meat."

Come on dude, what is your problem? The restaurant looks so cool.