DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro picked up a hat off Keith's desk, then mistakingly "returned" it to *my* desk.
So, of course, I was like, "Why do I have 2 hats on my desk"? and because he wanted it, I gave the hat to Greg. So now, Greg has Keith's hat, and it is kinda weird around here..because I'm pretty sure Greg does not want to give it back. Thanks Mauro.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
Smells things
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro picked something up, and smelled it. Then proclaimed that it smelt funny. Said it smelled toxic. We are going to hand out those stress balls at the conference regardless of what they smell like dude.
Today Mauro picked something up, and smelled it. Then proclaimed that it smelt funny. Said it smelled toxic. We are going to hand out those stress balls at the conference regardless of what they smell like dude.
Friday, July 13, 2007
Waves his arms alot
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro got into a fight with Brad and started waving his arms a bunch when he got angry.
Today Mauro got into a fight with Brad and started waving his arms a bunch when he got angry.
Always plays "bad cop"
DEAR BLOG,
Mauro likes to play the "bad cop" and doesn't let anyone else do it.
Mauro likes to play the "bad cop" and doesn't let anyone else do it.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Asks me about things I am trying not to think about
DEAR BLOG,
Just now Mauro asked me about a project I am avoiding thinking about because it is too confusing and too hard to deal with. Jeeze thanks for that.
Just now Mauro asked me about a project I am avoiding thinking about because it is too confusing and too hard to deal with. Jeeze thanks for that.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Purpose and Ethical Standards around "i hate mauro"
DEAR BLOG,
Some of my readers have contacted me about a lack of postings during the past few days. I want to assure them that I am ok and healthy. My goals with this blog are selfish, my therapist says I should vent about what is causing me the most pain, and tackle it head on. So it should be clear to the readers now that if i start writing fictional accounts, it actually only hurts me. I will be sure to post when Mauro does something that i hate, but he has not been here much lately, something about having to stay home and take in his eurotrash, gas guzzling, SUV for service. So I am asking for your patience, and I understand that this blog is checked daily, and folks need their i hate mauro fix. I am doing the best I can.
Some of my readers have contacted me about a lack of postings during the past few days. I want to assure them that I am ok and healthy. My goals with this blog are selfish, my therapist says I should vent about what is causing me the most pain, and tackle it head on. So it should be clear to the readers now that if i start writing fictional accounts, it actually only hurts me. I will be sure to post when Mauro does something that i hate, but he has not been here much lately, something about having to stay home and take in his eurotrash, gas guzzling, SUV for service. So I am asking for your patience, and I understand that this blog is checked daily, and folks need their i hate mauro fix. I am doing the best I can.
Thursday, June 7, 2007
Wants I hate Jason blog
DEAR BLOG,
Today, after calling Emily "dude," Mauro tried to convince Keith to start a "I hate Jason" blog. I am now thinking of starting another Blog... "I really hate Mauro Blog"
Today, after calling Emily "dude," Mauro tried to convince Keith to start a "I hate Jason" blog. I am now thinking of starting another Blog... "I really hate Mauro Blog"
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Handshake
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro finally did something kinda good, so I shook his hand. It was kinda limp, and he looked confused.
Today Mauro finally did something kinda good, so I shook his hand. It was kinda limp, and he looked confused.
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
How could I forget!?!
DEAR BLOG,
Last night *after work* Mauro called me on my cell phone, and wants to use the HD video camera to record some event. So today I brought it in, and he did not take it out of my car, now i have to bring it in again tomorrow.
Last night *after work* Mauro called me on my cell phone, and wants to use the HD video camera to record some event. So today I brought it in, and he did not take it out of my car, now i have to bring it in again tomorrow.
I said something and he said "god"
DEAR BLOG,
I said something funny to Emily, and he just shook his head and said "god". I looked over and he had his head in his hands. wft man?
I said something funny to Emily, and he just shook his head and said "god". I looked over and he had his head in his hands. wft man?
Leaves without saying goodbye
DEAR BLOG,
Today Mauro left without saying goodbye. Nice man, real nice.
Today Mauro left without saying goodbye. Nice man, real nice.
Mauro Yelled at Someone
DEAR BLOG,
I overheard Mauro kind of yelling at someone on the phone. For my readers who think that I am listening in on all his calls, i am not. We sit right next to each other. Check out this diagram:
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X (mauro) X (me) X (keith) |
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X (Greg) |
I overheard Mauro kind of yelling at someone on the phone. For my readers who think that I am listening in on all his calls, i am not. We sit right next to each other. Check out this diagram:
-------------------------------------
X (mauro) X (me) X (keith) |
|
X (Greg) |
Mail Settings
DEAR BLOG,
Mauro knows how to go in to the mail control panel and edit his own mail settings, but for some reason he thinks it is my job.
Mauro knows how to go in to the mail control panel and edit his own mail settings, but for some reason he thinks it is my job.
Water
DEAR BLOG,
Yesterday I caught Mauro with some bottled water. Everyone in the office knows that we save bottled water for clients that come in. We have gone through the expense of having deer park water delivered and we should use cups, so that when clients come in (like this morning) they will have bottled water. Well this morning..big meetings...and only 2 waters left. Thanks Mauro.
Yesterday I caught Mauro with some bottled water. Everyone in the office knows that we save bottled water for clients that come in. We have gone through the expense of having deer park water delivered and we should use cups, so that when clients come in (like this morning) they will have bottled water. Well this morning..big meetings...and only 2 waters left. Thanks Mauro.
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