Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Thought "Bring it On" was a "dance movie"

DEAR BLOG,

Today after lunch when we came in, Mauro said "burrrr"  and of course I then said, "its cold in here, there must be Toros in the atmosphere" and the people sitting up front laughed and thought it was super funny...but Mauro just said "ooohh kayyy?" like he didn't know why i was so funny.  And i said "from Bring it On..." and then he said "oh is that like a dance movie"....soooooo frustrating that Mauro doesn't know the difference between a landmark cheer movie and just another dance movie.

Jason

Friday, January 24, 2020

Is worried about the cheese (Pepperoni Rolls pt 2)

DEAR BLOG,

He is back at it.  So again, trying to be super nice, brought pepperoni rolls in for the office. Soooo many people loved them...Randy, Caiti, and maybe some other people, I don't know all the people, but im sure there are others. 

So the day I brought them in, Mauro was home, so couldn't enjoy them.  The next day he comes in and slacks me all about refrigerating cheese, and how he is worried about them being left out becaues there is cheese in them or something. Im like im sure it is fine, that is the way they keep them in the gas stations in West Virginia.    but apparently that wasn't enough, he like googled it or something, and found out all about cheese safety, and LOW AND BEHOLD discovered that they are ok. i told him i didnt want to refrigerate them because i think it ruins the bread.

so then i find out out that he has been bothering all the people in the office about it, asking about if the pepperoni rolls  were left out on the counter, what about the cheese, and then telling them all that he googled it, and that some cheese is ok left out, and some isnt.

i try to do something super nice for everyone, and he ruins it with his food safety concerns. I am now worried that he has scared madison and alicia away from really just enjoying the pepperoni rolls.

thanks again for ruining everyone's days when i try to be nice.
 

Friday, March 3, 2017

Misspells Billie Jo's Name!

DEAR BLOG,

Billie Jo saw that her name was misspelled on google calendar, and everyone blamed me.  NOW i just heard her tell Mauro something about her name and how it is spelled, so pretty sure he was the one who misspelled her name...i even think he probably changed it after I typed it in.

nice man, and you hate when people get you name wrong soo much that you change it to Chris at eating places and food trucks

Jason

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Said I was "grabby"

DEAR BLOG,

Today I tried to throw some of my popcorn into Mauro's popcorn bucket because he only had one flavor and I think they are more fun if you mix popcorn flavors.  He quickly moved his bucket away so I missed, I was  like "dude!" and he was like "I thought you were trying to take my popcorn", and i was like "well I was trying to give you some, but even if I was trying to take some, you should share"  he then said I was "grabby"

dude, if someone tries to either give or take popcorn from your popcorn bucket you should just be still, and not move it really quickly.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Didnt care about the cheese smell in the huddle

DEAR BLOG,

Today Mauro FLAT OUT TOLD me that he doesn't care that the Huddle room might smell a little bit like camembert cheese.  I thought it was very strange and interesting and ask if he could come spell it to confirm that the room smelled weird. he was like "dude, i really don't care, so im good"  really!!! REALLY MAURO!  that is a big deal, if a room smells like something, but for no good reason, it is very important to investigate.  I asked, and no one brought in Camembert, or had eaten it recently.

anyway, the room doesnt smell like Camembert anymore, but im still angry.

jason

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Talks to Keith about Biking stuff

DEAR BLOG,

Yesterday I picked up lunch with Mauro and Keith.  Mauro got the same thing I did, and when the lady asked if she could put it in the same bag he jumped in before I could and said "yes" but then he didn't carry the bag back to the office so I was stuck carrying his stupid lunch all the way back to mediabarn. To make matters worse, he starts talking to keith about biking to the office, because HE KNOWS keith likes to bike around, so this is his little thing now with keith, and I hate biking so i can't say anything.  Those two went on and on about bike apps, about how they like biking in Arlington because the hills are like intervals or something,  i had nothing to add, so i just walked back with them all angry and carrying his stupid lunch.

Hey dude, in the future, im not carrying your lunch again, so don't have it put in the same bag.  Especially when you forget your wallet and i  have to pay and then you hog up keith's time with stupid bike talk.

jason

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Wants people to say mean things about me.

DEAR BLOG,

Today someone at work resigned, and gave her two week's notice.  Mauro then asked if i was going to do something I think he made up called an "exit interview."  He wants me to ask the person who didn't like the job enough why she hates me so much that she can't stand coming to this job anymore.

Like Im going to go through that.

Jason